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Originally posted by MjEaster
I often get my brother when we're sailing, its all in good fun which is what this sport is all about 
and i agree with Nebbian to use downed sailors as gybe markers completly acceptable. 
If this the case then I should be called "The Gybe Marker Guy" I always though the guys just wanted to gimme a raz as they gybed around me, now I am actually a functioning fully portable, non position sensative, moving gybe point. Cool

There is a guy called Gadget, you all know him

He loves and I mean he LOVES to scope me out when I am in the water and he fair dinkum absolutley smashes me with spray, all I get to see is his sh1ttly little grin looking back at me as he blastes off into the distance. This is ok by me coz it is very cool watching someone ripping along real close to you

Having said that, I did mention to him that my speeds are getting much faster, which he agrees to be true, coz I cant gybe yet I have warned him to be aware of the 92kg MintoxGT SBM (Surface to board missile) ejecting its self from said board at a fairly high rate of knots at the described mate I call Gadget, applying a head high tackle as he wears a skid lid so he wont get hurt, hold him underwater for a few seconds, spin his helmet back to front so he is sight incapasitated, then pinch his kit and make him sail the old school board back to shore





I feel that this too must be accepted as jest and become completely tollerated by one and all









Spray away baby spray away, yes these boards do move a lot of water and that water is moving pretty quick when it hits you!
Mr Kremlin, I do not want you taking this secret weapon back to Russia

Hehe

Cheers GT