The ettiquette of 'Spraying'

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whippingboy
whippingboy
WA
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27 Mar 2007 2:56pm
From my surfing days spraying someone with a good slash as you surfed past them was all just part of the fun.

I have done this to a few people when sailing and their reaction has ranged from mild amusement to abject horror.

While sailing the other day I was swimming my rig ready to water start when a kiter screamed past 'spraying' me in the face with a healthy cutback thingy

Is this kharma telling me to lay off with the spraying antics ?

Or should I just harden and dry [}:)][}:)]
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
27 Mar 2007 3:18pm
Had one of our locally boys continually "Spray" me with his Kite wake whilst I was surfing.

Those Beggars shift one hell of a lot of water, could see the funny side of it though
DAM71
DAM71
QLD
498 posts
QLD, 498 posts
27 Mar 2007 5:31pm
I say spray and be sprayed - as long as no-one gets hurt its all fun. Mind you it scares the whoop whoop out of me when complete strangers do it. Not sure if they are bearing down on you intentionally or they are just completely out of control. Suppose that's Karma.
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
WA, 1933 posts
27 Mar 2007 3:33pm
My mate's wife came up to me a few months ago and said "you windsurfers are irresponsible and dangerous! I was swimming at the beach, minding my own business and a dude on a windsurfer kept on coming with 5m of me and spraying water all over me! what's all that about?"

I was like "oh, was it a windsurfer with a kite?"

and she says "yeah! with the sail connected to long strings!"

tee hee hee. i felt her pain.

then I had to explain to her that kitesurfing is so boring that you need to find new ways to feel good about yourself when you're doing it. and if that involves ruining other peoples' day at the beach, well....
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
27 Mar 2007 4:07pm
I'm usually the one copping the spray

and it usually goes like this ...

"WATCH OUT, you f&*%$(g idiot"

CJW
CJW
NSW
1731 posts
CJW CJW
NSW, 1731 posts
27 Mar 2007 6:11pm
I usually only spray people I know, particularly the 'head on' style. However, when i'm in the waves and there are surfers about I make an extra effort to attempt to cover them in as much water as possible :D Nothing like a bit cutback and seeing the surfer on the backside of the wave ducking for cover haha (obviously from a safe distance).

Note though vs a kite on flat water you'll always lose. When they are edged hard they can move some serious H2O.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
27 Mar 2007 4:35pm
Copped a couple of eyefuls of spray myself, never dished one out though (haven't been at the right place at the right time... waiting for the day though!)

I reckon it's the same as using someone as a gybe marker -- if you're not on your board, you're fair game for whatever antics the upright guy can deliver

As for kites, just came across this picture, goddam that's a lot of spray!
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=159#ImgTop
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
27 Mar 2007 4:46pm
If it is golden coloured you should ask first.

Then again judging by some of the emails I get it appears it may be all good now, anything goes??
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:44pm
quote:
Originally posted by Leech

My mate's wife came up to me a few months ago and said "you windsurfers are irresponsible and dangerous! I was swimming at the beach, minding my own business and a dude on a windsurfer kept on coming with 5m of me and spraying water all over me! what's all that about?"

I was like "oh, was it a windsurfer with a kite?"

and she says "yeah! with the sail connected to long strings!"

tee hee hee. i felt her pain.

then I had to explain to her that kitesurfing is so boring that you need to find new ways to feel good about yourself when you're doing it. and if that involves ruining other peoples' day at the beach, well....


HAHAHA
MjEaster
MjEaster
WA
64 posts
WA, 64 posts
27 Mar 2007 11:09pm
I often get my brother when we're sailing, its all in good fun which is what this sport is all about and i agree with Nebbian to use downed sailors as gybe markers completly acceptable.
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
WA, 975 posts
28 Mar 2007 11:06am
quote:
Originally posted by MjEaster

I often get my brother when we're sailing, its all in good fun which is what this sport is all about and i agree with Nebbian to use downed sailors as gybe markers completly acceptable.



If this the case then I should be called "The Gybe Marker Guy" I always though the guys just wanted to gimme a raz as they gybed around me, now I am actually a functioning fully portable, non position sensative, moving gybe point. Cool

There is a guy called Gadget, you all know him He loves and I mean he LOVES to scope me out when I am in the water and he fair dinkum absolutley smashes me with spray, all I get to see is his sh1ttly little grin looking back at me as he blastes off into the distance. This is ok by me coz it is very cool watching someone ripping along real close to you

Having said that, I did mention to him that my speeds are getting much faster, which he agrees to be true, coz I cant gybe yet I have warned him to be aware of the 92kg MintoxGT SBM (Surface to board missile) ejecting its self from said board at a fairly high rate of knots at the described mate I call Gadget, applying a head high tackle as he wears a skid lid so he wont get hurt, hold him underwater for a few seconds, spin his helmet back to front so he is sight incapasitated, then pinch his kit and make him sail the old school board back to shore

I feel that this too must be accepted as jest and become completely tollerated by one and all

Spray away baby spray away, yes these boards do move a lot of water and that water is moving pretty quick when it hits you!

Mr Kremlin, I do not want you taking this secret weapon back to Russia

Hehe


Cheers GT
MjEaster
MjEaster
WA
64 posts
WA, 64 posts
28 Mar 2007 11:17am
GT you must tell me where you sail as a functioning fully portable
non position sensitive,moving gybe point is a great idea, and yes SBM i think should be acceptable- quite dangerous - but after all it is an xtreme sport
westozwind
westozwind
WA
1418 posts
WA, 1418 posts
28 Mar 2007 1:27pm
I thought it was all part of learning
I still get sprayed by "mates" if they get the chance when I drop a gybe
Just passing on the "love". Makes you want to nail your gybes. Bit of an incentive really
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2897 posts
SA, 2897 posts
28 Mar 2007 4:51pm
the only rule as a sprayer, is to convey a very chessey grin to the sprayee when spraying.

sailboards produce a more solid spray
Kiteboards a thinner spray but easily directed over a longer distance.

On one particular coolish downwinder in fiji last year (25C not usual 29C) I thought the boat driver needed a refresh. Timing a wave top with fine edge control and a kick of the back heel, saw a brilliant result.

Said boat driver was standing on gunnel, and spray got him right across knees.
however sitting on floor of boat at other side huddling from the coolish 25kt breeze, on the water so far 2hrs, having indulged in too much fresh coconut juice at the village we left from. And with 4hrs of the down winder to go. Sat my 19yo stepdaughter.

Needless to say, that if the aim was for mucho wailing and gnashing of teeth. then chalk one up for me.
firiebob
firiebob
WA
3182 posts
WA, 3182 posts
28 Mar 2007 3:36pm
I don't know about thinner spray from kites, when I get sprayed by my tea bag mates, it's like hitting a brick wall, been known to stop me dead b*stards
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2897 posts
SA, 2897 posts
28 Mar 2007 5:09pm
No not stop dead.

more like "PUT OUT"
whippingboy
whippingboy
WA
1104 posts
WA, 1104 posts
28 Mar 2007 3:47pm
GT,
I think you need a helmet with flag attached, or maybe a flashing light.

I will continue to spray

I stopped using people as gybe markers after I duck gybed around someone and forgot how low the mast gets to the water. (When I do em anyway).
He didn't see it coming so I had to perform an emergency jump, crash flip.
All he noticed was me crashing into the water right next to him

Remember, Avoid collisions at all costs
gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
28 Mar 2007 3:55pm
The etiquette of 'Spraying' always clean up with some soft tissues
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
WA, 975 posts
28 Mar 2007 4:05pm
Mr Whippingboy,

Helmet is on order, water proof flashing lights red and green for starboard and port ordered, 2.2 mtr hi vis orange sand dune whip flag with led on top also on order, 12 volt water proof battery pack with a 3 hr battery ordered as well.

If you cant see me now then you should be in a Stevie Wonder braile library

Happy Gybes ypu crazy cats

Cheers GT
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
28 Mar 2007 6:20pm
us gold coasters have always called it MOOSHING.

the ettiquette is always to aim the spray at the mooshee's face for maximum effect, especially stinging if you are going towards each other and a poor sod waterstarting is fair game.

yes long live the art of mooshing.

(not recommended for kooks or small children.)

bubs
bubs
SA
924 posts
SA, 924 posts
28 Mar 2007 5:56pm
My brother and i were doing it one day. All in good humer ovcourse. Then as he was walking in at the end i thought i should be smart and get him really badly. Sprayed him prity bad then lost control, got absolutely smashed and landed back first on his mast. Bloody hurt. Suppose theres something to learn there.

Bubs
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
28 Mar 2007 4:54pm
quote:
2.2 mtr hi vis orange sand dune whip flag


thinking I might invest in one of these so I can take out whippingboy and westozwinds kneecaps as the bastards spray me
Ben Severne
Ben Severne
WA
194 posts
WA, 194 posts
28 Mar 2007 8:11pm
Anyone ever get sprayed by Byron Marsh? That guy would give any kiter's spray a run for it's money... And his aim was pretty deadly too.
holgs
holgs
WA
303 posts
WA, 303 posts
28 Mar 2007 8:12pm
Had a mate hit me once while trying to spray me. Managed to get most of my body out of the way but his fin got me in the thigh at full speed. Biggest bruise I've ever had. Not too keen on being sprayed ever since, especially not by strangers !!
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
WA, 975 posts
29 Mar 2007 9:50am
Im with you Grumps,

Grumps,
Every time I watch your avatar I start to feel stressed, someone pass the St John wort I need to de stress. That is one angry little PC user :)

Holgs, I bet your thigh was numb for weeks, I am suprised that it was not sliced open at that speed.

Regards GT
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
29 Mar 2007 10:01am
quote:
Grumps,
Every time I watch your avatar I start to feel stressed, someone pass the St John wort I need to de stress. That is one angry little PC user :)


LMAO

That is me, sitting in my office, listening to the stupid questions that users seem to ask on a daily basis
holgs
holgs
WA
303 posts
WA, 303 posts
29 Mar 2007 10:28am
It was bloody sore for weeks. I think my winter wettie luckily stopped my leg from getting cut. Glad he didn't get me in the ribs or head though.
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