The Hardman Goes to the Darkside

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elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
14 Jun 2004 9:20pm
Folks, I am sorry to report that one of our number has been taken by the darkside.

Many Mandurah locals would have noticed a rather large absence from the water of one of our favorite sons.

The question on the beach is:

Where is he

What has happened to the Hardman

Can it happen to us

Well good people it is my sad duty to inform you that the Hardman has indeed gone to the darkside

No not Kiting

It's worse

He hasn't got his wave ski (yet)

It's worse than that

He's not stripping down the local pub (now there's an image to get out of your mind)

It's even worse than that

What??? I hear you ask could be worse than all of the above??






The Hardman








IS WORKING




Beware all ye out there, If it can happen to the Hardman, IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU

If you listen carefully. On a quiet night in Perth with a 20kn southerly blowing you can hear him crying


RIP
HARDIE

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Life is but a dream, from which we all must wake.
Cliffo
Cliffo
WA
88 posts
WA, 88 posts
14 Jun 2004 10:08pm
YOU PEOPLE ARE BORED, AREN'T YOU

BC
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
14 Jun 2004 10:26pm
Realy and truely in my own sad and pathetic way

Life is but a dream, from which we all must wake.
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
15 Jun 2004 6:33am
I shat myself when I saw the "Thread Title"

Have I done something even I'm not aware of

Coz I've done some pretty insane things in my time, particularly after about 27 bourbon and cokes, but I haven't been drinking for months.

Yes Elmo is getting some payback, as I'm usually sitting at home while he's at work. Bugger I've got 4 weeks of full on work,



Hardie SoftBoy
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
15 Jun 2004 7:17am
In your best David Attenborough vioce...


Like a squirrel hoarding nuts, the Hardman works franticly through the winter cold months accumulating that rarest of commodities (brass)and body fat, so he may be able to once again survive another summer sailing season.

At the end of the summer season the Hardman will be considerably leaner and at the end of his supply of readies.

All this being said, he will have a big smug look on his dial.

Then once agian the cycle will continue during th cold winter months.

Life is but a dream, from which we all must wake.
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