Not quite what you were thinking , but the heading was too funny to pass up.

And I thought this topic was about kite surfing...

Am I a dirty pervert (well ok I probably am but I digress) or was that article loaded full of (no pun intended) childish references to sex.

Sounds like either Shakespeare or a 16 year old wrote it, but either way it sets a pretty low tone for US news media - oh wait, it's MSNBC so it is par for the course I guess...

PS: Yes I do know what all forms of a teabagging are