clamp two masts onto it and twist? Oh hang on that is two booms for a stuck mast

hey, congrats on the first ever stuck boom thread as opposed to the 20 stuck mast threads we've had in the last year!
seriously....
stand it up on the front end, apply WD40 or RP7 around the tubes and allow to soak in.
Then use the car method - carefully
make sure you degrease inside afterwards to remove the WD40 otherwise it will dribble out with the water after a sail and make everything icky
EDIT: notice sboardcrazy beat me to it....