So he arrives at Kyeemagh (Botany) in Toyota Yaris, takes up 2 spaces and unload a big hunk of plastic - spreading it out just where I am rigging.
"What's that?"
"Bro, it's a big muvva floating lounge chair" "It's worf free grand"
With his mate and girlfriend gets out a petrol leaf blower and funnel and after much f'en this and that, it gets inflated. Finish with little electric pump.
Then a harem of beauties in bikinis turn up and carry down to the water e

We sit there waiting for the 30kt seabreeze to pick it up and fly.
Funniest thing for a while.

(Photo by Nigel - cos h'e good at that sh^t)

what a comfy looking thing. that would be fun to relax in between sessions. Stock it with boos. They should have those available for rent along the beach.

Heck, put 2 little 5 foot sails on the thing. One on the very front and the other in the very back. The sails would work on one mainsheet, that work in sinc with the other. Add a small lil rudder and a shallow built in keel. Call it the inflatable, low profile lounging sailboat. It would sail real slow with all the bikini babes out for show!!

I think I want one

seadooinflatableisland.com/index.html

For 3 grand that must of included the optional females

clarence said..
Don't knock the wogs dude.

If chicks in bikinis dig it that much, I'll buy one myself.

Three grand well spent.

that's a four to one chick dood ratio , ill pay $ 6000

I can imagine it making news.abc.net.au when it gets sucked into an A380 engine. "OMG It's worf free grand !"