Should poleys wear neck braces ?

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waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
12 May 2012 9:17pm
You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
12 May 2012 9:27pm
There's a reason why we have a knob on the end of our d1cks
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
12 May 2012 10:13pm
waveslave said...

I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.


Nah, won't happen, that is what right of way rules are for.

Oh hang on.... we're talking to a kiter.....

OK.
In the beginning, there were two boats heading opposite directions. Now stick with me here, I'll talk s l o w l y for the kiters.
When that happens, they might bang into each other. So they made some RULES.
Google "rules" if you need to.
breakwind
breakwind
VIC
27 posts
VIC, 27 posts
13 May 2012 2:14am
waveslave said...

You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.


Waveslave did you know that your avatar has two penises with balls giving your head a spitroast?

Nope. Cant take you seriously with those d1cks sticking out of your head.
JustinL
JustinL
NSW
468 posts
NSW, 468 posts
13 May 2012 8:04am
Damn, I just laughed so hard I woke up the wife!
Now I'm in trouble and it's meant to be her day, mothers day

You guys are just too funny?

Wave slave can you please change your avatar? Thanks

There should be rules on seabreeze, super funny laugh out loud gear should be banned.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
13 May 2012 8:56am
breakwind said...

waveslave said...

You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.


Waveslave did you know that your avatar has two penises with balls giving your head a spitroast?

Nope. Cant take you seriously with those d1cks sticking out of your head.


I think the avatar looks like a "bonehead", so some might say, appropriate, especially with regards "troll insurgent" behaviour
snides8
snides8
WA
1731 posts
WA, 1731 posts
13 May 2012 7:21am
elmo said...

There's a reason why we have a knob on the end of our d1cks


Most Kiters have a knob at both ends of their dicks...
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
13 May 2012 10:55am
Good idea!

I almost got whiplash from watching Waveslave getting teabagged in Maui so much.
R1DER
R1DER
WA
1474 posts
WA, 1474 posts
13 May 2012 2:54pm
Should Gaylords use the windsurfing forum?
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
13 May 2012 5:29pm
R1DER said...

Should Gaylords use the windsurfing forum?


Only if he's a Focker
FiremanSam
FiremanSam
VIC
148 posts
VIC, 148 posts
14 May 2012 8:40am
Your name is Gaylord... Focker ???

Classic.
king of the point
king of the point
WA
1836 posts
WA, 1836 posts
20 May 2012 3:56pm
waveslave said...

You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.


Slave you cross dresser how could this occur when kiters always sail down wind of windsurfers.. but... its ok to wear your CORSET kiting... it may save you coping the nose of a windsurf board right up under your rib cage.
Now back to your entertaining kite fourm
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
20 May 2012 7:25pm
waveslave said...

You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.


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