Apparently ...

Polesurfing is addictive, unhealthy and can cause you harm.

Discourage polesmokers.

lol.

Anything that can get kids/adults away from modern electronic gadgets is healthy.

We are becoming a nation of sloths.

Plain packaging would be great, so much easier to sneak stuff into the shed.

Although the Postie will wonder how you would use a 2m round cylindrical item

I loled at the tread title.

If I was to think up a title that took a satirical dig at the windsurfing forum this would come close.

Naish stuff should.

I'll address each point.

waveslave said...

Apparently ...

Polesurfing is addictive

Yes - it is!

waveslave said...

Apparently ...

Polesurfing is unhealthy

Going by the multitude of beers I have afterwards whilst I sit back & reflect on the awesome sesh I just had - I know they aren't good for me but I can't help myself so I guess that statement is also correct!

waveslave said...

Apparently ...

Polesurfing can cause you harm.

As with any sport that pushes you to your limits physically & mentally - you sir are correct! Additionally, harm can come from outside the sport when your excuses to go windsurfing backfire & items start being thrown at you from your spouse.

waveslave said...


lol.

I'm not sure what this means, but my teenage nieces seem to use it a lot in their sms's to their friends. I had assumed that it was some form of ghey acronym for 'lots of love'...I may be wrong?

I have to give you credit WS, that thread topic cracked me up. Can't believe you still get so many bites from the poleys.

I reckon the reason you won't change your dicks in ears avatar is because you won't give in to a bunch of poleys. Fair enough but you loose either way because you have dicks in your ears.

It's ok we hate him just as much over in the kitesurfing section!

Sailhack said...
^^^That's a bit harsh as a first post without viewing WS past gee-ups. IMO as far as this one goes it's one of the funnier trolling threads from Wave Slave (check his initials WS = Wind Surfer). He's just an ex-poley that's bored with just going straight and bobbing up & down out of the water on his kite strings so is spending his spare time trolling instead.

Besides, there's no real threat to windsurfing - there seems to be plenty of interest in it lately - especially from ex-kiters that get bored once they learn the basics & realise that kitesurfing IS 'the basics'.

Yeah with a lot of sports going back and forth in a straight line gets piss boring, very quickly. I think kiting is more fun going back & forth in a straight line than windsurfing is, but there there are too many limitations on kiting to make me give up my windsurfing gear. Flat water or onshore slop then I'll kite, decent waves 3ft+ then poley gear.

You should put that pic in the funny images thread bumslave, you might get some greens for a change

"I love you Lotofwind. I love you too Waveslave. Now let's get away from these horrible hot chicks and work on our flicky, spinny backside moves"

I'm a bit behind in the lingo but I lol'd when I realised a pole dancer was me. It's about time we had a respectably insulting nickname that is more interesting than yachties shaking their fist at me and telling me to $%^ off.

From this day on, when blokes at work ask me what I'm doing this weekend I shall tell them I am going pole dancing.

Boy the fish have bit well for this one waveslave..

Old boys, perhaps we should introduce WS & lotofwind. Ones got a Zimmer frame like mine

Deano

waveslave said...

lotofwind said...
WOW, the windsurfing forums are really full of crude,rude, nasty people.

I beg to differ, Lotofwind. ^^^

Only a small minority are crude, rude, and nasty.

Overall, the pole forum members are mellow dudes.

Please don't tar them all with the same brush.

Thanks.





lol.

It's a shame jp didn't get that wave....might of seen a few turns on it.

poor relative said...
When you write LOL do you really laugh out loud?

Phew,,,,thats what lol means. Everytime Markie has a dig at me he puts lol at the end and a wink icon.
I always thought it ment "lots of love".
Thats why I thought he was a dirty old man.

I had better ring my mum. She just sent me a text message saying she was really sick, I sent back..." lol "