Run in with kite surfer

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Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 8:29pm
This is what happened to me today. Straight onshore solid fat 25 knots. After 20 mins on a 6.8 ( small as I had at the time ) I was totally knackered crying for mamma . Dragging my sorry ass up the beach , stopped to talk to a couple kitesurfers rigging up. Looking at the big 12 metre kite this guy was struggling with I mentioned it's bloody windy out there even for a fat bastard like me. Without looking up at me he barked at me " yeah that's what we want " Feeling like a tool I turned around and walked off. Now I don't want to generalise but are kitsesurfers the road pushbikers of water ? Gets me thinking , the nice kiters I've talked to are the old converted windsurfers . Thinking more ... Does kiting turn u into a dick or are u a dick before kiting ? This is the fun part . Only because it happened to me and I was angry. 30 seconds later I heard a yell as I saw this guy lift 2 metres I the air and fly 10 metres into the shrubs and drag another 20 metres on his stomach motocross style. If it wasn't for the old dead pine that totally trashed his kite he would have ended on the road with cars and powerlines. My theory is , to be going fast on water should be fun , not be a grumpy **** ! . " yeah that's what we want " , " yeah that's what he got " ! Still chuckling now ! I'll still be nice to everyone on the beach even after this, or I may as well give it up.
Roy
Roy
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Roy Roy
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13 Aug 2016 8:42pm
Imax, where did you sail.....it didn't look that windy in Melbourne?


lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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13 Aug 2016 8:46pm
Yep, what a tool, I wish all the old polers didn't now all kite, they are giving us a bad name. lol
Stuthepirate
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13 Aug 2016 8:18pm
Karma
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 8:48pm
Roy said..
Imax, where did you sail.....it didn't look that windy in Melbourne?




It was Friday dead south of the bay
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere
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13 Aug 2016 8:59pm
I'm trying to figure this out ................ a kiter said he "wants plenty of wind" and it upset you? And I thought us Queenslanders were soft because we hate cold water ..........
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 8:59pm
Thinking of trying kiting but I don't want to go to the dark side ! Should I do it or should I stay with the complex thing I'm doing ?
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere
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13 Aug 2016 9:02pm
Bwahaha, stick with the complex system of a sail stuck to the top of a board I reckon, my theory is that at least it can't drag me through the carpark and across the power lines.
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 9:07pm
Paddles B'mere said..
I'm trying to figure this out ................ a kiter said he "wants plenty of wind" and it upset you? And I thought us Queenslanders were soft because we hate cold water ..........


Wanting plenty of wind did not get me upset , I respect racers or extreme who love this stuff ( if only I comfortably could !) It was his up himself ass attitude that pissed me off. If u were there u would have agreed in his douchebagness.
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere
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13 Aug 2016 9:09pm
Well it sounds like he got the wind he wanted, it would have hurt
joe windsurf
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13 Aug 2016 7:12pm
in my ripe old age, I have been trying to change my strategy
should i let the "dicks" bother me or should I merely "feel sorry for them" or just let it be
they don't upset us - we let them upset us
as i said, i am trying. not a simple task
like road rage - can we let it go - not simple
if i manage to let it slide AND the idiot gets their just reward, all the better
the irony is not just kitesurfers are dicks - they are everywhere
we just need to learn to not react nor be impacted
"life's a bitch" and so, we go windsurfing
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 9:21pm
joe windsurf said..
in my ripe old age, I have been trying to change my strategy
should i let the "dicks" bother me or should I merely "feel sorry for them" or just let it be
they don't upset us - we let them upset us
as i said, i am trying. not a simple task
like road rage - can we let it go - not simple
if i manage to let it slide AND the idiot gets their just reward, all the better
the irony is not just kitesurfers are dicks - they are everywhere
we just need to learn to not react nor be impacted
"life's a bitch" and so, we go windsurfing


Nice
Kit3kat
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13 Aug 2016 9:32pm
sounds like a douche. If he weighs 90kg+ a 12m kite would have probably been ok in those winds though.
gavnwend
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13 Aug 2016 7:33pm
What's new.
waveslave
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13 Aug 2016 7:35pm
Imax1 said..

It was his up himself ass attitude that pissed me off.


I think I get it now.

You met someone, but you didn't like him much.

I'm sure you'll find a friend some day.

lol.
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 9:47pm
waveslave said..

Imax1 said..

It was his up himself ass attitude that pissed me off.



I think I get it now.

You met someone, but you didn't like him much.

I'm sure you'll find a friend some day.

lol.


That's low ! Have u never met a dickhead ?
jn1
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13 Aug 2016 9:38pm
Imax1 said..

"Motorcross style" hehe that's funny . Not excusing him, but he may not have rode for weeks, could have had a bad day at work, then bashed through 2 hours of road works, to get to the spot and rigging up madly to get out there. I've been rude to people too in similar circumstance, but apologised afterwards. I can relate to a bad day at work or with family putting people in a frame of mind. Again, no excuse, it's just an explanation.
waveslave
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13 Aug 2016 8:10pm
Imax1 said..

waveslave said..


Imax1 said..

It was his up himself ass attitude that pissed me off.




I think I get it now.

You met someone, but you didn't like him much.

I'm sure you'll find a friend some day.

lol.



That's low ! Have u never met a dickhead ?


You said that you sailed with a 6.8m sail.

For some kiters, that's 12m weather.

What's your problem again ??
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 10:22pm
waveslave said..

Imax1 said..


waveslave said..



Imax1 said..

It was his up himself ass attitude that pissed me off.





I think I get it now.

You met someone, but you didn't like him much.

I'm sure you'll find a friend some day.

lol.




That's low ! Have u never met a dickhead ?



You said that you sailed with a 6.8m sail.

For some kiters, that's 12m weather.

What's your problem again ??


Now I see , u want a fight ! , x bones and skull . This is an experience that I had and your defending what you don't know. I see that you want to disagree and have fun with that. Obviously you experience differences , so why what I say is so aggravating to you ?
shoodbegood
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13 Aug 2016 10:23pm
Imax
Move on mate, if thats your biggest worry today you're doing well
Seriously
waveslave
waveslave
WA
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13 Aug 2016 8:24pm
Imax1 said..

waveslave said..


Imax1 said..



waveslave said..




Imax1 said..

It was his up himself ass attitude that pissed me off.






I think I get it now.

You met someone, but you didn't like him much.

I'm sure you'll find a friend some day.

lol.





That's low ! Have u never met a dickhead ?




You said that you sailed with a 6.8m sail.

For some kiters, that's 12m weather.

What's your problem again ??



Now I see , u want a fight ! , x bones and skull .


Are you drunk ?

Chill out fool.
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 10:29pm
shoodbegood said..
Imax
Move on mate, if thats your biggest worry today you're doing well
Seriously


I'll move on , that's what I do , it's just a story of mine , if I shut up then nobody will have something to bitch about . Geeze smile a little !
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 10:32pm
Imax1 said..

shoodbegood said..
Imax
Move on mate, if thats your biggest worry today you're doing well
Seriously



I'll move on , that's what I do , it's just a story of mine , if I shut up then nobody will have something to bitch about . Geeze smile a little !


We are all here because we're a little bored
hoop
hoop
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13 Aug 2016 8:37pm
Haha, you just got called a fool by Mr Slave. Oh the irony!
shoodbegood
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13 Aug 2016 10:39pm
Cheers mate!
Imax1
Imax1
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13 Aug 2016 10:41pm
waveslave said..

Imax1 said..


waveslave said..



Imax1 said..




waveslave said..





Imax1 said..

It was his up himself ass attitude that pissed me off.







I think I get it now.

You met someone, but you didn't like him much.

I'm sure you'll find a friend some day.

lol.






That's low ! Have u never met a dickhead ?





You said that you sailed with a 6.8m sail.

For some kiters, that's 12m weather.

What's your problem again ??




Now I see , u want a fight ! , x bones and skull .



Are you drunk ?

Chill out fool.


Why can't I say what I feel , I thought this was a forum , not a policed x bones site ! Enjoy people's !
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
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13 Aug 2016 10:52pm
At least I offered some fun ,better than looking at a drooping dick. Geeze light up a little ! I thought us people want fun , ****s an giggles !
NelsonFoils
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190 posts
13 Aug 2016 8:59pm
Do you Guy's actuely NEED any topic...?
Macroscien
Macroscien
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13 Aug 2016 11:16pm
waveslave said..

Imax1 said..


waveslave said..



Imax1 said..

It was his up himself ass attitude that pissed me off.





I think I get it now.

You met someone, but you didn't like him much.

I'm sure you'll find a friend some day.

lol.




That's low ! Have u never met a dickhead ?



You said that you sailed with a 6.8m sail.

For some kiters, that's 12m weather.

What's your problem again ??


Yeeep. When I rigged my 8.0 Gaastra almost exclusively on such occasion people on SB almost lynched me too...But solid 25-30 ktn in some places on GC means more like 20 on open waters in the Bay , I learned later when 7.0 was quite handful on some races....
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
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13 Aug 2016 11:23pm
NelsonFoils said..
Do you Guy's actuely NEED any topic...?


I would like somebody like me to bitch about . Or we could just join boring club annonomous . I could just sly on another name and bitch. Hopefully some experience and skill will filter to the asking. Or be fun for the bored.
GazMan
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13 Aug 2016 9:25pm
Sounds like you got some attitude too Imax1!!! Maybe met your equal?
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