Mark _australia said...

quote: " i have kited in waves before ......... fun to do once n a while but looks like a bag of dildos. wave kite competition = a crate of big nasty dildos - kite surfstyle is a sack of dildos"



WOW! just what we have been saying for a while now....

Not sure what he means. A sack of dildos is no bad thing except perhaps as a wedding present.

10 seconds to read and 20 min,s thinking wtf....

Im confused....

Is a bag of dildo's better than a sack of dildo's. Or is a crate of dildo's the best? I guess the crate is the worst because they aren't just normal dildo's, there big nasty dildo's.

But then again some people are into big nasty dildo's and would love a crate of em????

but Dildos come in lots of different sizes , colours, thicknesses,shapes,etc, depending on the intended use. well that what ive been told , anyway.
how could you possibly be expected to use them as a system of measurement.
pehaps if one was termed the standard, in length, girth,colour, and vibrations per minute we could then define things from there.

So we could then define kiting in waves like being a 250mm,30mm diameter, gold ,9v dildo set to max........etc
not that there's anything wrong with that

I make ceramic dildos, so the more dildos the better from my point of view

what is the collective noun for dildos? Is it a 'kiteboarding sack of dildos'? or a 'crate of kiteboarding dildos'?

greenleader said...

i think it's the young wakeboard purists debating that kiting has not developed itself as it's own entity. (i.e. it copies other sports badly)

debate is good.

So even the wakeboarders hate them? What are the possibilities on a kiteboard though? Spins and variations of them. Same for wakeboards.

I dunno, why not just enjoy the sport for the aesthetics, instead of being hardcore and tricking everything out? Gliding along riding the wind. I hate watching surfers try and cram a zillion moves into one wave too, as if they are scoring points. Buzzkill+++

Off-topic: hey I can skurf, does that mean I might be able to kite too?

I did see one wave vid on the kitesurfing forum though, some side-off stuff that was really, really good.

Mark, always fun to read your anti-kite posts [}:)]