I can see the Euro advertising for finless wave boards now:
Drag reduction up to 30% due to no fins, mega loose and only for expert riders. Tested by our hardcore team in Maui, Cabo Verde and other travels. Sweet fully sick new graphics make you stand out to the crowd. No fins! the way of the future
<insert pic of two pro grommet clowns with spiky blonde hair hugging each other on the beach at Klitmoller or somewhere>
