Gybesports said...
Blah blah blah,..
Stop wasting time on the forums and hurry up and send my sail.
I'm out by the letter box waiting and it's been four hours already!

I mean, how long does it take to fly across Australia. oh, 4 hours. ok. I'll go back outside and wait a bit more.

{edit} and don't forget to mark it "TOP LOAD ONLY" in BIG letters. Some of those guys in freight have really bad eyesight. Ta.