GusTee said...
What are some of the things that can go wrong with boards purely from old age?
1) They can grow grey hair
2) Lose hair on top, forcing them to adopt a really bad comb-over
3) They can start to wear tracksuit pants (pulled up too high) with a collared shirt out in public.
4) They can soil themselves at any given moment for no apparent reason
5) They can go really slow and not get out of your way
6) They can start telling you some really boring "back in my day" stories about their asymetrical friends, or siblings with timber centre boards.
7) They'll show a lack of understanding toward modern boards
8) They'll start having arguments out loud...to nobody at all
9) They probably still think its a good idea to have carpet on the bathroom floor.
10) They probably have ice-cream in their freezer that's been there for 12 years