The last poledancing comp around here was proudly sponsored by,
Zimmer Frames Are Us
Australian Alzheimers Association.
and The Adult Diapers Forum.
The winner in the female division won a year supply of blue rinse hair dye(why do the grannies dye their hair blue)
The winner of the mens division won a years supply of viagra with an ambulance on standby.
After the days events the presentations were made at the early birds 4pm dinner at the bowls club.The night rocked on till 7pm, then the local old age retirement home bus arrived to take them home
If I were to watch a poledancing competition I would like to see scantily clad nubile young ladies strutting their stuff
But if you like to watch old folks stripping and girating up against a pole, well - everyone to their own I suppose.
Perhaps looking up at that kite has damaged some nerves in your neck leading to reduced blood supply to the brain resulting in deviant sexual perversions ?
Is that dog in your avatar dead yet Shannon? It looks a bit rooted. Sorry kids, some people rang and said they needed Fluffy down at a farm. He won't be coming home tonight.
Be careful pole dancing with a mast...carbon fibre splinters in the crotch are nasty!
Carantoc said...
lotofwind said...
The last poledancing comp around here
Mmmm not sure about your fetishes.
If I were to watch a poledancing competition I would like to see scantily clad nubile young ladies strutting their stuff
But if you like to watch old folks stripping and girating up against a pole, well - everyone to their own I suppose.
Perhaps looking up at that kite has damaged some nerves in your neck leading to reduced blood supply to the brain resulting in deviant sexual perversions ?
Is that dog in your avatar dead yet Shannon? It looks a bit rooted. Sorry kids, some people rang and said they needed Fluffy down at a farm. He won't be coming home tonight.
Yes the poor old bugger has passed on ,god rest his soul , 14 years is a long time to have something and not loose it although he had been hit by a car, pissed off a couple of times for days fornicateing, almost impaled himself on a star picket ,jumped off the patio landed badly and busted his bladder and numours other incidents thats 1/3 of my life my little buddy was around and yes towards the end he was a bit rooted but he still wanted to go on not realizeing he was'nt young any more.Haveing him put down was the hardest thing i've ever had to do even more emotional than a marriage breakdown (which doesn't seem so bad now no headaches from nagging, do what i want no explanning ect ect ) and made me see we are nothing but a bunch of cells getting older and slowly dieing every day.So live every day as your last because one day it will be
This is awesome! Kitesurfing is so popular there's even threads about it on the windsurfing forum!
I wonder why nobody gives a f*ck about pollies over in the kite forum...
I wouldn't know champ I don't waste any time in those forums but you seem compelled to drag your lines through ours. You probably don't mean to it's just in your nature to occupy more space than you deserve
This is awesome! Kitesurfing is so popular there's even threads about it on the windsurfing forum!
I wonder why nobody gives a f*ck about pollies over in the kite forum...
I wouldn't know champ I don't waste any time in those forums but you seem compelled to drag your lines through ours. You probably don't mean to it's just in your nature to occupy more space than you deserve
