Hey peeps! Thanks for the positive comments / thumbs here (including the somewhat homophobic last post!)

Don't spend too much time on the forum. When a fellow
human living being in the real world needs some help, that's where you see the goodness in humanity... not 'avatar bitching'[}:)]

By the way, I had my best ever session the day before the dramas! I got dropped off at south beach and it was pretty much empty except for a dog chasing my kite as I came close to shore. I'm still trying to get the hang of flying it right while smacking waves / lips and making the drops. Cruised downwind to the lagoon and then out to the break where there was only a couple of other kiters out and some shoulder high pretty clean waves. Managed to get a few decent ones and came back stoked.
And the morning before the 'incident', was surrounded by a pod of dolphins for about 10min at Sappers.
Anyway, I've untangled all my lines and the kite didn't get eaten by the sharp rock in the middle of the lagoon. Ready to go tomorrow (back in Perth now).
Keep smiling people! Happy and gay... whatever!