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Originally posted by Gestalt
gotta love bill hicks.
-- You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
- I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?"
Doesnt it say in there somewhere that "one day is as a thousand years??"
And when Eve offered the fruit to Adam DID HE HAVE TO TAKE IT????
My favourite quote is from Tim Winton
"There is nowhere else I'd rather be,
nothing else I would prefer to be doing.
I am at the beach looking west with the
continent behind me as the sun tracks
down to the sea. I have my bearings."
Being landlocked, having visited the sea over here and the sun sets in the WRONG place, this is especially poignant to me right now. and Mineral, the baby is ON THE WAY so it looks like APRIL FOOLS to me.
Susie