I think I'll take up kitesurfing

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Flying Dutchman
Flying Dutchman
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25 Mar 2021 6:25am
Sorry guys... looks like kites gets you the chicks.

GasHazard
GasHazard
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QLD, 385 posts
25 Mar 2021 9:07am
Wow, the Mighty Ducks on water.
cald
cald
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QLD, 164 posts
25 Mar 2021 10:21am
Flying Dutchman said..
Sorry guys... looks like kites gets you the chicks.



Haha, I'm trying to swap a kite & board for some large slalom gear sails>8m board >120l... wanna trade - you can take the possibility of chicks for free
John340
John340
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QLD, 3410 posts
25 Mar 2021 11:11am
Lotofwind's wet dream
Maddlad
Maddlad
WA
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WA, 933 posts
25 Mar 2021 9:28am
Lots hot women in kitesurfing unfortunately. Luckily the kitesurfing guys are not interested in them as evidenced by the guys wearing bikinis over their wetsuits so more for us windsurfers. :P
Paducah
Paducah
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25 Mar 2021 10:22am
GasHazard said..
Wow, the Mighty Ducks on water.


or all those cheer/dance competition movies my daughter used to watch when she was 11. This one even has the Zac Efron look alike.
RichardG
RichardG
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25 Mar 2021 11:52am
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:
Flying Dutchman
Flying Dutchman
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WA, 1751 posts
25 Mar 2021 12:55pm
We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.
RichardG
RichardG
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25 Mar 2021 2:42pm
Flying Dutchman said..
We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.


Kiting is cancelled. There is now wingfoiling.
Flying Dutchman
Flying Dutchman
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25 Mar 2021 2:51pm
RichardG said..

Flying Dutchman said..
We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.



Kiting is cancelled. There is now wingfoiling.


Wingfoiling .... sex life cancelled
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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25 Mar 2021 4:32pm
I thought it looked very realistic as soon as the chick looked at the comp and said "what an ass wipe"



Gawd could it be any more cliche? Same plot as every movie made about every new-ish sport.
philn
philn
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25 Mar 2021 8:42pm
LOL, a kite competition referred to as "the biggest boat tournament in America".
stehsegler
stehsegler
WA
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25 Mar 2021 11:18pm
That was seriously crinch worthy.

I guess kitesurfing just had it's "Windrider" moment. It's all downhill from here...
Sandman1221
Sandman1221
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2776 posts
26 Mar 2021 12:43am
Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?
mikey100
mikey100
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26 Mar 2021 4:45am
Sandman1221 said..
Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?

She just turned 50. But my invitation to her big birthday party must have got lost in the mail... damm you COVID-19.
Sandman1221
Sandman1221
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2776 posts
26 Mar 2021 10:35am
mikey100 said..


Sandman1221 said..
Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?



She just turned 50. But my invitation to her big birthday party must have got lost in the mail... damm you COVID-19.



Poor Charlie Sheen, kinda like the Saturday Night Live comedian who was dating Arial Grande, how you possibly screw that up?
FishMints
FishMints
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SA, 155 posts
26 Mar 2021 11:11pm
Apparently there's a scene with Pete Cabrinha, Robby Naish and Charlie Sheen sinking bucketies at the back of the DJ tent in the night time concert scene

...half way through a pull, Rob Schneider walks in and says... "YOU CAN DOOOO EEEETTTT!!!!"
SeanAUS120
SeanAUS120
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QLD, 769 posts
26 Mar 2021 11:50pm
These Slingshot commercials are getting insane.
melih
melih
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134 posts
27 Mar 2021 12:39am
RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:


Nice lady, good surfer. Thanks for the video.
theDoctor
theDoctor
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27 Mar 2021 11:32am

the only thing missing was boardies over wetsuits
Flying Dutchman
Flying Dutchman
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27 Mar 2021 8:45am
theDoctor said..

the only thing missing was boardies over wetsuits


Haha
GasHazard
GasHazard
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385 posts
QLD, 385 posts
27 Mar 2021 1:55pm
More women kite than windsurf. They need help launching and landing so it's fraught with possibilities.
Guru4
Guru4
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42 posts
27 Mar 2021 9:21pm
RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:





Flawless wifey material.
BTW that movie is a decade too late. Kiting is passed its prime and so is Denise Richards. No doubt Sir Richard Branson had a part in producing that trash.
Madge
Madge
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471 posts
NSW, 471 posts
28 Mar 2021 8:02am
What about the film wind rider, got windsurfing in it and Nicole Kidman gets her kit off too.
John340
John340
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28 Mar 2021 10:36am
Guru4 said..

RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailo

BTW that movie is a decade too late. Kiting is passed its prime and so is Denise Richards. No doubt Sir Richard Branson had a part in producing that trash.


A cheesy Hollywood movie is the nail in the coffin
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