WA
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I just had to put this one up, must be one of those evangelical windsurfing churches.
> To whom it may concern:
>
> My name is Rev.Chris Corrigan and i would like to purchase
> Pro-Limit Power Kids Rig Complete
> 5 x 2.8m
> 5 x 3.2m
> Do you accept Visa/Master card as payment method.
>
> I want you to mail me back with the prices and confirm on availability.
>
> Hope to hear from you soon.
>
> Thank you,
> Rev.Chris Corrigan.
NSW
9207 posts
So a jewish guy goes into a synagogue.
"Please father, I just need $100. Please" he prays.
The next day is the same.
"Please, oh please father. Please give me $100, it is all I ask."
The next day he continues.
"PLease, just $100, is it too much..." he is interrupted by another man.
"Look, here's $100. We're praying for serious money here, stop disturbing us."