At 0530 am last Thursday whilst travelling home bleary eyed after a night shift , I took the scenic route around the Beach front . As I passed the Alley I thought I was hallucinating when I glanced out at the still dark and very stormy waves and lo and behold !! I saw a sail , No way !! I slamed the brakes on and did a uturn and as I drove into the car park I noticed a lone person on the plane and heading back out through the break and into a nice jump, Crikey! I thought, some people have balls! I looked around the carpark to see if I recognised a car and there it was the battered Hiace van It was none other than Mr Extreme himself MARIES PIZZA DARREN

.I had all my gear in my van but I slunk off home with my tail between my legs and went to bed