waveslave said...
"Dude, check out my new harness."
"Wow man, it's got a gay handle on the back."
"Dude, some kite-harnesses do have handles, you know."
"Why, man?"
"So someone can hold you down in nukewind, dude."
"Why not just use a smaller kite in nukewind, man?"
"Dude, handles can be very useful."
"What happens if I lose my grip on your handle, man?"
"Dude, it means I die."
"And man, what happens if your handle breaks in my hand under the stress?"
"Dude, it means you live."
"Right man."
"Dude, yes, breaks in your right hand"
"And man, what about the left?"
"Dude, leave it where it is my fellow kiter, I'm lovin' that !"