Corrupting the youth...?

9 years ago
Reply
Register to post, see what you've read, and subscribe to topics.
musorianin
musorianin
QLD
597 posts
QLD, 597 posts
24 Oct 2016 12:21pm
Launching yesterday for a late afternoon session after a long wait for wind. Kid on a tiny BMX wearing a beanie rides up and stops on the path. "Get some kite surfing lessons mate!" he yells. "What?" "You should get kite surfing lessons!" "Why?" "Cos you'r a @&$# pole dancer" and rides off. I see the funny side of this and sail off thinking "who's having nore fun now? Me or you on your little BMX?" Half an hour later, bang! Snapped boom! Is there a message in this...?
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
24 Oct 2016 12:36pm
Did the boom snap over his head ?
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
24 Oct 2016 1:37pm
No message, the little turd just needed a slap in the head. Some of today's youth ...
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
24 Oct 2016 10:52am
I think its wrong that you are demeaning this poor kids lack of gender identity.

Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
24 Oct 2016 2:50pm
Let the little turd be a kiter , hell fit right in !
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
24 Oct 2016 1:04pm
He's just another little virgin.
with no licence .who doesn't do either sports.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
24 Oct 2016 3:25pm
It was probably lotofwind

He is probably still giggling now
nerdycross
nerdycross
325 posts
325 posts
24 Oct 2016 3:34pm
Sounds like he'll make a perfect Gay kite .hope he learns to keep his limp rist trings (tampax) away from the bosses on the water.
cammd
cammd
QLD
4437 posts
QLD, 4437 posts
24 Oct 2016 7:20pm
He must just be to young to understand that taking a kite to the beach is like taking a scooter to the skate park.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
24 Oct 2016 9:03pm
lol thats funny as.
Gotta love a cheeky grommet. Especially one that obviously is extremely intelligent.
jusavina
jusavina
QLD
1504 posts
QLD, 1504 posts
24 Oct 2016 9:05pm
lotofwind said..
lol thats funny as.
Gotta love a cheeky grommet. Especially one that obviously is extremely intelligent.






da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
24 Oct 2016 9:09pm
Be like beanie in summer intelligent.



*wearing one after an epic windsurf session is ok though
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
25 Oct 2016 8:03am
Probably learned it from his dad who tried to learn how to windsurf, found it too difficult, and gave it up for kiting.
So yeah, corruption w/in the family structure.
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
25 Oct 2016 1:08pm
I have seen that kid around.......


sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8333 posts
NSW, 8333 posts
25 Oct 2016 1:14pm
Imax1 said..
Did the boom snap over his head ?


Should have..
Please Register, or first...
Topics Subscribe Reply

Return To Classic site 😭
Or... let us know if a problem, so we can tweak! 😅