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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
2 Aug 2011 7:45pm
Everybody put down "Windsurfer" as religion

see if we can get it recognised on official forms like Jedi was
barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
barn barn
WA, 2960 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:10pm
Don't do it!

That Jedi thing was a senseless wast of people influencing genuine political landscape..

If you don't have a belief in Wotan, JuJu, Yaweah, Posidon, Superman, Unicorns or Chewbacca's - Put no religion..

Even if you grew up in a religion, but have grown out of it.. Put no religion..

This data is used to justify all kinds of stuff - playing games calling yourself Jedi and Pastafarian is just giving a free vote to the wrong people...


atheistfoundation.org.au/
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
nebbian nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:13pm
Damn! Beaten to it by two minutes!

Well played Barn
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:17pm
I like the fact the AFA says if you tick a Christian religion it won't stop a mosque being built in my neighbourhood.

Well if I write "windsurfer" it may just stop kiters invading our society so I'm sticking to it.

Do u have to use your real name? I watched CB4 again the other day (mocumentary about a rap group) and I really liked the name of the DJ - "Stab Master Arson". Could I put that down?
razzmatazz
razzmatazz
NSW
184 posts
razzmatazz razzmatazz
NSW, 184 posts
2 Aug 2011 10:20pm
or we could all start a discussion on the merits of the different believes and dogmas, their benefits to society as a whole and so on and so on. Anyone biting? or did I bite myself?
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
landyacht landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:32pm
im a grand poobah of the church of the holy landyacht.Goldfields Parish
im the morning prayers i look north and pray for the wind
at lunchtime I look to the west for the approaching troughs, and at sunset i crack a beer and pray for the Esperance Doctor to kick in
barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
barn barn
WA, 2960 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:35pm
Forget the Kitesurfing demographic take over.. It's the freestyle Canoeists in suits that are taking over my local.. Keep an eye out, they are silently spreading their light wind dogma..

#at=80


It's drawing a long bow from Census to freestyle canoeing, but this video is just too good..
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
landyacht landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:43pm
please somebody put kiterpants on him so Ill know it isnt real
CJW
CJW
NSW
1731 posts
CJW CJW
NSW, 1731 posts
2 Aug 2011 10:45pm
RE that vid barn, I have now see it all!

W

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
2 Aug 2011 9:01pm
I can definitely recommend against freestyle canoeing

Last time I tried a bit of freestyle in a canoe, I was told to keep it more conventional.
Some women just have no sense of adventure...
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
Greenroom Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
2 Aug 2011 9:55pm
Mark _australia said...

I can definitely recommend against freestyle canoeing

Last time I tried a bit of freestyle in a canoe, I was told to keep it more conventional.
Some women just have no sense of adventure...

Argh a white whale has beached itself in a conoe and is squashing that poor lady
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
2 Aug 2011 9:57pm
Greenroom said...

Mark _australia said...

I can definitely recommend against freestyle canoeing

Last time I tried a bit of freestyle in a canoe, I was told to keep it more conventional.
Some women just have no sense of adventure...

Argh a white whale has beached itself in a conoe and is squashing that poor lady



Thanks for the vote of confidence
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
saltiest1 saltiest1
NSW, 2568 posts
3 Aug 2011 12:10am
barn said...

Forget the Kitesurfing demographic take over.. It's the freestyle Canoeists in suits that are taking over my local.. Keep an eye out, they are silently spreading their light wind dogma..

#at=80


It's drawing a long bow from Census to freestyle canoeing, but this video is just too good..



REMOVE MY EYES NOW PLEASE.
Obelix
Obelix
WA
1171 posts
Obelix Obelix
WA, 1171 posts
2 Aug 2011 10:40pm
Lovely....
desertyank
desertyank
1264 posts
desertyank desertyank
1264 posts
3 Aug 2011 2:04am
When the applause was at it's highest during a;... wait; turn..... I kept picturing a torpedo coming from stage left....[}:)]
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
Mobydisc Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
3 Aug 2011 7:40am
Amazing how no water gets in his canoe.
Trousers
Trousers
SA
565 posts
Trousers Trousers
SA, 565 posts
3 Aug 2011 9:12am
it's unsettlingly mesmerising...that outfit, that immaculate beard, the still waters, 'lady in red'...

wait...is that Richard Dreyfuss?

even if it's not...this sport sure could benefit from a huge berserk (and somehow freshwater) white pointer.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
3 Aug 2011 9:50am
barn said...

Don't do it!

That Jedi thing was a senseless wast of people influencing genuine political landscape..

If you don't have a belief in Wotan, JuJu, Yaweah, Posidon, Superman, Unicorns or Chewbacca's - Put no religion..

Even if you grew up in a religion, but have grown out of it.. Put no religion..

This data is used to justify all kinds of stuff - playing games calling yourself Jedi and Pastafarian is just giving a free vote to the wrong people...


atheistfoundation.org.au/



you can't be serious. What, theres a couple of dozen of you's australia wide,your gunna fall short of the jedi's
divaldo
divaldo
SA
2878 posts
divaldo divaldo
SA, 2878 posts
3 Aug 2011 9:25am
Video of the year so far!
gregwed
gregwed
QLD
556 posts
gregwed gregwed
QLD, 556 posts
3 Aug 2011 10:08am
Love it... No wind here so I'm going to start practicing!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
3 Aug 2011 10:21am
If "Thor" is the God of thunder. Who is the God of Wind ???.I'll vote for that guy/gal...
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
nebbian nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
3 Aug 2011 9:20am
Richiefish said...

If "Thor" is the God of thunder. Who is the God of Wind ???.I'll vote for that guy/gal...


Huey!

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/Who-is-Huey/
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Aug 2011 12:07pm
Barn,
My stomach muscles are in pain - thanks. That which can never be undone now.

What do we want - A Freestyle Canoeing Forum
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
felixdcat felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
3 Aug 2011 10:20am
Mark _australia said...

I like the fact the AFA says if you tick a Christian religion it won't stop a mosque being built in my neighbourhood.Well if I write "windsurfer" it may just stop kiters invading our society so I'm sticking to it.

Do u have to use your real name? I watched CB4 again the other day (mocumentary about a rap group) and I really liked the name of the DJ - "Stab Master Arson". Could I put that down?


Maybe not but could help! To stop it to happen just go on the reserved land and burry a nice pig there, then make sure the mosque builders know about it that would help more than the census!
AUS1111
AUS1111
WA
3621 posts
AUS1111 AUS1111
WA, 3621 posts
3 Aug 2011 12:06pm
barn said...

Forget the Kitesurfing demographic take over.. It's the freestyle Canoeists in suits that are taking over my local.. Keep an eye out, they are silently spreading their light wind dogma..

#at=80


It's drawing a long bow from Census to freestyle canoeing, but this video is just too good..


I'd like to see what Koster could do in one of these things
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
busterwa busterwa
3782 posts
4 Aug 2011 8:23pm
They sent my census form back! Again!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "2 million illegal immigrants, 1 million crack heads, 1
million unemployable people, 1/2 million people in over 100 prisons, half of Afghanistan and 535 politicians in Canberra.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
4 Aug 2011 11:32pm
busterwa said...

They sent my census form back! Again!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "2 million illegal immigrants, 1 million crack heads, 1
million unemployable people, 1/2 million people in over 100 prisons, half of Afghanistan and 535 politicians in Canberra.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer


it's not my fault that i'm a crack smoking unemployable illegal afghany prisoner trying to get into aussie politic's just goes to show there are some of us about
gregc
gregc
VIC
1299 posts
gregc gregc
VIC, 1299 posts
4 Aug 2011 11:49pm
As a Canberra local, just to remind everyone we don't have your politicians here, they come to visit but frankly we don't want them to stay.
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
5 Aug 2011 10:06am
gregc said...

As a Canberra local, just to remind everyone we don't have your politicians here, they come to visit but frankly we don't want them to stay.



I've always wondered why Canberra is our capital...is it so our pollies can frequently 'visit' the state with hardcore porn & fireworks!
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
5 Aug 2011 3:47pm
ACT has fireworks? Awesome!

I've still got a decent stash left over from the final legal cracker night in Tassie...1984 I think it was
barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
barn barn
WA, 2960 posts
5 Aug 2011 3:05pm
busterwa said...

They sent my census form back! Again!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "2 million illegal immigrants, 1 million crack heads, 1
million unemployable people, 1/2 million people in over 100 prisons, half of Afghanistan and 535 politicians in Canberra.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer


They must never tire of witty answer such as this..
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