Caption Competition # 7 !!!!

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Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Apr 2008 10:58am
dont be mean ???
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
7 Apr 2008 9:35am
Even Buzz Lightyear fell for the "kiting is cool" drivel
red
red
VIC
741 posts
red red
VIC, 741 posts
7 Apr 2008 11:39am
they told me at the shop that these wings are the next big "boardies over your wettie" thing
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Apr 2008 11:45am
Rodger waited for hours for someone to help him launch.
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:24pm
Dave's insurance policy ruled out kitesurfing as too dangerous but it didn't mention strapping 15 pounds of rocket fuel to his back.
choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
SA, 4181 posts
7 Apr 2008 11:59am
I wonder what the time is ?
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:42pm
Bloody zipper's stuck!
dism
dism
NSW
660 posts
NSW, 660 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:47pm
Dangling off strings was too slow for Bob, so he strapped a portable jet plane onto his back, later Bob discovered windsurfing
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
7 Apr 2008 10:48am
It suddenly occurred to Mark that the 100 knot peak showing on his GPS wouldn't count towards his teams GPS score as it was mostly straight down, and nowhere near the water.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
7 Apr 2008 11:06am
Completely disregarding the intent of this thread buuuttttt: have you guys seen this sport, whatever it is called? They jump out of a plane headfirst, get up enough speed and those wings then have enough lift to make them glide. Then they fold wings up and pop the chute to land. I saw a video where the guy is doing 200kph across the snowy alps in europe for at least a minute.... with nothing but those wings on his back, silently...... then the lands with the chute. farkin awesome!
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
NSW, 584 posts
7 Apr 2008 1:07pm
Bob suspected that the seat harness he got off ebay was a little too big....
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:15pm
After the 30th person called him gay Trevor started to cry
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
7 Apr 2008 2:36pm
Those kiters are a bitch when they get caught in your throat.
monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
7 Apr 2008 2:50pm
you can let go now
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
NSW, 1601 posts
7 Apr 2008 2:52pm
"transformers, kiters in disguise"
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:57pm
"oops, a bit too low over that beach, wonder how much i can get for this poxy kite on ebay"
Monty
Monty
VIC
36 posts
VIC, 36 posts
7 Apr 2008 3:25pm
Honest, all I remember is I launched next to Macquarie Inovation and then???
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
7 Apr 2008 3:52pm
The falcon-man will later regurgitate the kiter to feed his chicks.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Apr 2008 6:17pm
Mark _australia said...

Completely disregarding the intent of this thread buuuttttt: have you guys seen this sport, whatever it is called? They jump out of a plane headfirst, get up enough speed and those wings then have enough lift to make them glide. Then they fold wings up and pop the chute to land. I saw a video where the guy is doing 200kph across the snowy alps in europe for at least a minute.... with nothing but those wings on his back, silently...... then the lands with the chute. farkin awesome!

this one's a bit noisier. Its Jet Powered !!!

russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
7 Apr 2008 6:43pm
In your finest Sean Connery accent "A bit conspicuos! - i guarantee you no one noticed me number one - Moneypenny stop laughing - have you've wet your pants"
Susie
Susie
SA
837 posts
SA, 837 posts
7 Apr 2008 7:01pm
Didn't you dream you could fly too?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
8 Apr 2008 9:56am
can I borrow a pump ???
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
8 Apr 2008 11:41am
Constrained by a flying huggy-bot, Kevin was unable to free his shoes from his pants and big fat tears welled in his eyes.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
8 Apr 2008 2:10pm
How a kiter really sees himself.

(Okay, just some of them, but they're out there)
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
8 Apr 2008 3:14pm
Sign posted at Woodies Offshore: All noobs must be capable of self recovery.
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
8 Apr 2008 2:56pm
Richiefish said...



"With this new strap-on polesurfing suit, I can now finally ditch that other gear".

NR
NR
WA
517 posts
NR NR
WA, 517 posts
8 Apr 2008 3:10pm
"does my bum look big in this"
timford
timford
NSW
510 posts
NSW, 510 posts
8 Apr 2008 5:27pm
'press any key' "wheres the any key?"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
8 Apr 2008 6:51pm
testing of the new "vegas Elvis" style white wetsuit began today. It features stylish flared legs and a hairy chest.
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
8 Apr 2008 8:21pm
The governments latest option for the Airforce to replace the F111.
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
8 Apr 2008 8:22pm
F*** I cant get my boardshorts over these
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