Caption Comp 67 "A Tale of Two Toddlers"

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Bondalucci
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22 Mar 2009 12:19am
Some background required for the benefits of participants who didn't follow the earlier thread on the winner of CC Route 66, in which Gesty inferred that Smooch and Wet Willy are indeed the same person.



Bondalucci said...

Perhaps Caption comp 69 could be co-hosted.......

....... say..... Smooch and Wet Willy, sharing the moment!
(that's if Smooch was prepared to lower herself to Wet Willy's level)


Then Gestalt said....
would that be self felatio?


then, Wet Willy said....
"Gesty, I am not Smooch! Understand?"

- Well Gesty, I can confirm that Wet Willy and Smooch are indeed 2 separate people.
Thanks to Wet Willy for sending me a couple of photo's from his family album of he and Smooch pictured together
- firstly in their innocent infancy as early beach goers.......




..... and secondly in their more formative adolecent years as, ....well,
.... as "just goers", I guess!


It's this photo (not the first) that is the picture for Caption Comp 67 "A Tale of Two Toddlers"

Now we're all up to speed, I'll repost the pic to make it simple!
Bondalucci
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22 Mar 2009 12:20am


Have at them!


Gestalt
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21 Mar 2009 11:38pm
is that an elmo in your pants or are you happy to see me
elmo
elmo
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21 Mar 2009 10:48pm
It's not that cold
Waterloo
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21 Mar 2009 11:59pm
So does that come in adult size?
Waterloo
Waterloo
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22 Mar 2009 12:05am
Even though Conchita new it probably wasn't a magic lamp and that there would probably be no magic Genie...
poor relative
poor relative
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21 Mar 2009 11:29pm
Dave was so proud of his vagina
Bender
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21 Mar 2009 11:38pm
What do ya reckon? Wanna give it a run
Befree001
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22 Mar 2009 12:50am
Will it fit
Mark _australia
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21 Mar 2009 11:51pm
Her: "I'd like a little head"

Him: "me too, look at this monstrosity...."


elmo
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22 Mar 2009 12:06am
Theres no way I'm touching that
TonyC
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22 Mar 2009 12:23am
Well this is Hardies Run - of course there are crabs.
TonyC
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22 Mar 2009 12:27am
Thailand ladyboy before and after - "spot the difference"
Wet Willy
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22 Mar 2009 2:30am
[I mustn't try too hard in this comp, because if I won, I'd be the host of comp 68, which would make it illegal for me to win that and host COMP 69!! So guys, really no green thumbs for me this time round, please!]




Wet Willy
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22 Mar 2009 2:34am



Wet Willy: I just want to make love to you, baby, right here on the beach like wild animals...you are the perfect woman and I'm the perfect man...I love you more than the air I breathe, more than the stars in the night sky...you are the sun and the moon, your eyes are like fire in my heart...our cries of passion will echo through the centuries...we will remake the universe in our own image with the power of our love...the heavens will weep with joy as our souls dance their immortal dance of ecstasy...

Smooch: You're such a sexist pig! Look at this thing in your pants! It's disgusting!

Richiefish
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22 Mar 2009 9:07am
Smooch: "Its wet !!!!"
Richiefish
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22 Mar 2009 9:10am
I dont think they're pimples.
Richiefish
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22 Mar 2009 9:11am
I hear Richie has invented tiny crab pots for this problem.
climber
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22 Mar 2009 10:17am
What WERE you doing to get the kite lines wrapped around that!
Richiefish
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22 Mar 2009 9:34am
Yeah mate, you can become a kiter.


Gestalt
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22 Mar 2009 9:37am
so you're sure a skinny will last longer.

my last boyfriend had a standard diameter.
sausage
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22 Mar 2009 12:06pm
Isn't this "A Tale of One todger"
Wet Willy
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22 Mar 2009 1:18pm
It's ok, we can get one of those carbon extenders
elmo
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22 Mar 2009 11:26am
I'll have a ham and salad roll please and that vanilla slice over there
lotofwind
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22 Mar 2009 1:40pm
WOW look at that...it looks like a penis,only smaller.
lao shi
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22 Mar 2009 12:28pm
Maybe she was looking to see if he could do this?!



Who needs a harness?!!
As seen on my birthday card. Is the wife trying to give me a message?
Mr. No-one
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22 Mar 2009 1:28pm
Smooch;
Mines bigger than that!
Mr. No-one
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22 Mar 2009 2:05pm
Willy; Should I keep it?
Smooch; No, it's too small, throw it back.
Windxtasy
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22 Mar 2009 4:23pm
Bondalucci said...









That's a nasty place for a jellyfish sting.
Waterloo
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22 Mar 2009 6:45pm
lao shi said...

Maybe she was looking to see if he could do this?!



Who needs a harness?!!
As seen on my birthday card. Is the wife trying to give me a message?


...and thus proving short harness lines kill upwind ability...but do help with the high notes in choir.
Bondalucci
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22 Mar 2009 9:06pm


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