my top 3 were (drum roll) Albers with "Windxtasy's punishment for getting the Caption Comp number wrong " - very observant! A typo on my part.
<div>Not Wal with "After a giant wedgie keel haul you don't forget when it's your turn to do the dishes." and Snides with "More like Windxtasys punishment for pinnas team members who don't post! "