WA
23647 posts
Toilet fresheners becoming increasingly more strange...
NSW
3137 posts
What riding an exercise bike will be like with 4 degrees of global warming and 100m of sea level rise.
QLD
3586 posts
After a spate of fatal stingray attacks, Elon Musk releases his new "Protecta 5000" swimming vest.
1312 posts
Bond girls, I actually laughed out loud, and snorted , funnnnnny
QLD
1514 posts
As if there isn't enough objects to hit with a fin. Possibly a foilers nightmare!
WA
7268 posts
Macroscienc thought he had finally solved traffic jams with the development of his solar powered jet propelled flying quadbike
Fat Mary was sent on the first prototype test run where Macro found the lift thruster was a little less powerful than expected.
Never one to accept defeat Macro is now searching Alibaba for a cheap 5kw Chinese battery
TAS
979 posts
Since her departure from the Calypso, Jacques Cousteau's ex-wife Zelda, has led a fairly obscure existence.
WA
1122 posts
Kate Moss seconds before her horrific diving accident.
SA
155 posts
"UP! you son-of-a-bitch! UP!!!"
NSW
5786 posts
Mmmmmmmm
Blub blub blub blub blub
Chocolate starfish
Blub blub blub blub blub
QLD
7436 posts
Miss Skinny Minnie gets into difficulties.
"Blow emergency tanks Mr Smee"
"Blowing emergency, aye aye sir"
"Blub blub Noooo! blub, Argh splutter, HELP!"
TAS
301 posts
Hi all, thanks for the entries, I'm going to call this one early.
There were some great entries:
Mr Milk nicely milked the climate change theme with "What riding an exercise bike will be like with 4 degrees of global warming and 100m of sea level rise."
I really liked Tardy's quicky, the quite inappropriate "Fat lady Farts her way to the ocean floor", followed by the appropriate encore "IT AIN 'T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINKS".
I also really liked Mark_Aus's "Toilet fresheners becoming increasingly more strange...", in part because it gave a hint to...
...Waterloo, who should have gone with the obvious entry "Waterloo", but, as the green thumbs confirmed, his "Bond girls, where are they now?..." did hit a chord with some and under normal circumstances for me this would be the winner.
HOWEVER
... when we look at the "big picture" the recent innocently made split in the space-time continuum caused by the spontaneous premature appearance of CC484 is very worrying, as the caption of the "big picture" may soon read "CC continuity innocently lost through a botched freestyle move"!!! There is obviously an imperative to correct this impending catastrophe before it is too late,
SO
... in this (hopefully) unique once-only case, the winner of CC483 is Tony Wills.
So Tony congratulations and please take it away with CC484!!!!
WA
12872 posts
Dr Who would be proud, a nicely stitched back together space time continuum.