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Jetlag
Jetlag
NSW
195 posts
NSW, 195 posts
9 Jun 2017 1:15pm
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
9 Jun 2017 1:24pm
What a absolute prick !
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
9 Jun 2017 11:25am
No sir, keep your pants on, we don't want to see your prickly pear.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
9 Jun 2017 11:27am
Quick, get him to the hospital, this guys cactus.
olskool
olskool
QLD
2462 posts
QLD, 2462 posts
9 Jun 2017 2:57pm
Errrr, fellas. Dont take up golf, its a prick of a game.
Jetlag
Jetlag
NSW
195 posts
NSW, 195 posts
9 Jun 2017 3:11pm
Man, I should've read that NIKE sponsorship contract. I didn't know it would involve Product Durability Testing.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
9 Jun 2017 2:55pm
Clubhouse rules state no metal spikes so I got these Taylormade
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
9 Jun 2017 1:33pm
just because we have rubber gloves on ,it doesn't mean where checking for prostrate.

if you didn't want to get touched..... ,just say so ...but it worked

....,now fark off.
Parked
Parked
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
9 Jun 2017 6:37pm
Jetlag said..



Trumps new Mexican border course, first hole. Out of bound is out of bounds.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
9 Jun 2017 7:14pm


The paramedics decided to toss a coin to decide who would have to pull out the one "where the sun don't shine"
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
9 Jun 2017 5:17pm
This golfer reminds me of my family tree, full of pricks.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
9 Jun 2017 11:26pm
Best round ever - 700 holes in one!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
10 Jun 2017 8:37am
Apparently Jims sunscreen attracts giant desert grubs.


Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere
QLD
3586 posts
QLD, 3586 posts
10 Jun 2017 11:30am
We're going to have to ask you to leave the course Sir, your rash is scaring the other patrons
Jetlag
Jetlag
NSW
195 posts
NSW, 195 posts
13 Jun 2017 7:22pm
Golfing glossary :-
Bogey - One over Par

Double Bogey - Two over Par

Fully Cactus - "I want my Mummy"
Jono77
Jono77
WA
356 posts
WA, 356 posts
13 Jun 2017 7:06pm
Sequel to Sharknado.

Seacucumbernado
Jono77
Jono77
WA
356 posts
WA, 356 posts
13 Jun 2017 7:08pm
"I swear officer, I have no idea who burgled The cactus factory!!"
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
13 Jun 2017 10:59pm
And out of adversity, George's idea for Velcro was born.
Jetlag
Jetlag
NSW
195 posts
NSW, 195 posts
20 Jun 2017 1:35pm
I've gotta throw it back to Sparky with "This guy's Cactus". Sometimes the obvious does win the day !!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Jun 2017 7:14pm
Yoo hoo! Sparky
MarkSSC
MarkSSC
QLD
642 posts
QLD, 642 posts
25 Jun 2017 11:27pm
Desert kiting has its drawbacks.
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8333 posts
NSW, 8333 posts
26 Jun 2017 9:18am
Elmo have you been procreating?
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