A Nerd's fantasy: Look into my eyes not ‘round my eyes. You are falling into a deep sleep. You are at the beach. It is the north shore of Oahu. There is a huge wave bearing down on you. In a flash I could whisk you to safety. Now would you like a lift?
"My name is Mastbender and I have to do this Caption Comp thing for some Australians that I don't really understand. I think I might have won something but first I think I have to get a funny picture of something. So I was wondering, could you stand over there and do something funny and I'll take a photo of it ?"
Just swim out in the channel here and you'll see it's very calm on the outside then you can pick your wave. I would go out but I only go out when it's 10X overhead.
I called it, it's Waterlooooooo, but I was 24 hours late, I got waited last night watching the "Super Bowl", you know, our own unique version of the modern day gladiator championship. Lady Gaga won, she killed our national anthem, it was amazing, the game, not so much.
