The IT guys loved their 45 minute commute to the Sydney CBD....

The funny thing is, there's not actually a train under there!

Thanks to velcro, Indian rail fatalities dropped by nearly 70 percent.

INDIA - training for the Olympics since 1972.

New record holders celibrate.

"Congratulations guys, it's official! This is now the new Guinness record for the least number of people on a New Delhi train..."

Thomas The Tank Engine

(politically correct modern UK edition)

Immigration officials still can't figure out how boat people make their way from Darwin, but this recent picture of the Ghan may lend a clue.

How weekly trips to work are great training for windsurfing weekend !

106 people pointing and waving and shouting still failed to alert Akbar about the train on the OTHER line....

There's.... Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow... starboard bow Jim

Unfortunately for Sony they missed the bit about the Playstation
but they took the mountain and the song to heart.

The Gospel train's a'comin'
I hear it just at hand
I hear the car wheel rumblin'
And rollin' thro' the land

Get on board little children
Get on board little children
Get on board little children
There's room for many more

I hear the train a'comin'
She's comin' round the curve
She's loosened all her steam and brakes
And strainin' ev'ry nerve

Get on board little children
Get on board little children
Get on board little children
There's room for many more

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Telstra call centre on the way to work...

Sanjith had mortgaged himself to the hilt to secure the real estate deal of a lifetime, but he couldn't figure why the trains only ran from Bhopal...