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sausage
sausage
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6 May 2012 1:38am
Stolen straight from the funny images thread

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
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WA, 15100 posts
6 May 2012 6:40am
Nup, I still can't breathe.

Nope.

Not yet, still struggling.

Mmmmm. I think I can feel something now.




Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
6 May 2012 10:06am




Unfortunately Feletia had overworked George's head gasket and he now had a blown ring...
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
6 May 2012 10:45am
Luckily this years competitors were prepared and arrived with thier PFD2's.
Now they can compete in the LOC.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
6 May 2012 9:42am
Dude and Man thank Waveslave for making them famous
sausage
sausage
QLD
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QLD, 4874 posts
6 May 2012 12:30pm
Hey Roxanne, Vacuum pumping the skin on this guy is harder than it looks.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
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NSW, 1104 posts
6 May 2012 2:28pm





CPR proved very challenging for the conjoined twins, but thankfully this patient had two heads...

sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
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QLD, 787 posts
6 May 2012 3:37pm
The old rule of two blows for every 5 compressions had its advantages, but even hundreds of compressions couldn't guarantee blood flow to the brain !
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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WA, 23647 posts
6 May 2012 1:44pm
"come on Mary be serious, the poor guy is dying. Stop mucking around, and no, that is not a snorkle..."
albers
albers
NSW
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6 May 2012 3:47pm


Synchronised swimming attempt at widening the appeal of the sport was proving successful, especially with the latest moves including some of the male spectators.

However, the judges found this particular move a bit hard to swallow.

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
6 May 2012 5:40pm


For some unexplained reason men were suddenly throwing themselves in the water like lemmings,
and rookie lifesavers Mary and Felicia could hardly keep up with the demand on their services...
DrJ
DrJ
ACT
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DrJ DrJ
ACT, 481 posts
6 May 2012 8:38pm
sausage said...

Stolen straight from the funny images thread




Erm.... You suck, I blow ..... That should do !
DASZIP
DASZIP
SA
135 posts
SA, 135 posts
6 May 2012 10:28pm
Attack of the zombie life guards your safe for now these two have just eaten.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
6 May 2012 10:41pm
Girl #1, Girl #2

2nd girl "How long does it take for rigamortis to set in? This bits turning stiff."
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
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WA, 899 posts
6 May 2012 11:34pm
haha died and definitly gone to heaven
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
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QLD, 5612 posts
7 May 2012 9:20am
Some of the more expensive Resorts offer the "Platinum lifesaving package"..
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
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VIC, 1572 posts
7 May 2012 4:52pm
After a number of incidents at the lake, the girls were determined that this time there would be a happy ending.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
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QLD, 5612 posts
7 May 2012 5:29pm
as well as the breath of life, one also needs a reason to live !.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
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VIC, 1580 posts
7 May 2012 5:44pm



.....and now Billy's bucket list was almost complete.

da vecta
da vecta
QLD
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QLD, 2515 posts
7 May 2012 6:59pm
Lifesaving Basics 101 by Charlie Sheen
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
7 May 2012 6:13pm
If I'm gonna go - that's the way I wanna go......not knowing if I'm coming or going.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
7 May 2012 9:41pm
How kiting really got into the Olympics...



Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
11 May 2012 10:56pm




Silvio Berlusconi was lucky his bodyguards were fluent in the Bunga Bunga resusitation techniques...
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
11 May 2012 11:14pm




not everything is as it seems at the ladyboy beach
nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
NSW, 441 posts
12 May 2012 12:03am


Retired surgeon, Dr. Gehring, admitted his first prototype of the "Human Centipede" was a failure....
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
13 May 2012 12:07am
Very topical caption regarding the myopic ISAF decision took my fancy - CC234 over to you Mark_aus.
Mark _australia said...

How kiting really got into the Olympics...



Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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WA, 23647 posts
13 May 2012 7:22pm
Thanks

Better find a pic......
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