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BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
3 Apr 2012 9:31am
Go for it (sorry for the edit - I missed comp #86.)







sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Apr 2012 11:44am
Take your pick for the winner from here
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Windsurfing/General/Caption-comp-86/
seanhogan
seanhogan
QLD
3424 posts
QLD, 3424 posts
3 Apr 2012 11:49am
ooops..
DASZIP
DASZIP
SA
135 posts
SA, 135 posts
3 Apr 2012 12:31pm
Not sure if thats fast food or meals on wheels
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
3 Apr 2012 1:02pm


...and in his last fleeting thought Gnut realised he should have gone the Suzuki...

K Dog
K Dog
VIC
1847 posts
VIC, 1847 posts
3 Apr 2012 1:56pm
Fred had realized that being a pillion passenger during a mono was not the best place to be..... lucky for him, he was wearing leathers :D
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
3 Apr 2012 2:20pm




"... and tonight on Myth Busters, which is faster - Lion or Zebra?..."







da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
3 Apr 2012 10:31pm
Maaaaarty!
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
3 Apr 2012 8:52pm
On his way to work yesterday Flysurfer witnessed a hoon on a Fireblade nearly take out a lion and realised :

a) his incident with a postie bike wasn't so bad
b) maybe some drugs should be kept illegal afterall
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
3 Apr 2012 8:56pm
A stewards inquiry was called after the first African team in the GPSTC shot to the top of the leaderboard after just one session
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
3 Apr 2012 9:00pm
Johnny Zebra took the 'blade for a test drive.

'Yeah she goes OK, but I was really looking for one painted in the urban tiger colours'

'Look mate, I can't really go any lower on the price, OK, look, I'll knock off a monkey for you'
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
3 Apr 2012 9:03pm
'Neighhh officer, I think you will find my exhaust is perfectly legal'

'a load roar, you say'

'well, perhaps you should have a word with that giant cat'
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
3 Apr 2012 9:03pm
Yeah mate and then I opened it up so much the cat' fell out the back of the pipe


(groan)
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
3 Apr 2012 9:04pm
Since ratings dropped, entries for the Amazing Race were just getting ridiculous
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
3 Apr 2012 9:08pm
Miss Jolly really started to wish she had kept left and hadn't just driven over that cat's eye.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
3 Apr 2012 9:10pm
Mark _australia said...

Yeah mate and then I opened it up so much the cat' fell out the back of the pipe


(groan)


(groan x 2)

if we are stooping to that level of humour :

Yeah mate, I put a tiger in my tank and look what happened
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
3 Apr 2012 9:13pm
New Honda ad campaign:

"Ride a Firebrade and get chased by pussy."




(Not quite as good as Kawasaki's "why God really created a gap between your legs" - which was gold )
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
3 Apr 2012 10:15pm




Zebras 1, Lions 0

The lion had to give up the chase because she got too exhausted.




rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
4 Apr 2012 6:24am
Honda claims this photo is fake, and their exhaust fumes do NOT put lionesses to sleep.
Aussiex
Aussiex
QLD
261 posts
QLD, 261 posts
4 Apr 2012 9:26am
That stripy !@#$%^& stole my bike. GET HIM !!!!!
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
4 Apr 2012 11:17am
Mark _australia said...

New Honda ad campaign:

"Ride a Firebrade and get chased by pussy."




(Not quite as good as Kawasaki's "why God really created a gap between your legs" - which was gold )


Some of those old enough might remember an ad for a red motor bike (say, Honda), with a girl in a bikini aboard, with the slogan:

"Get something big, red and throbbing between your legs"

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Apr 2012 1:25pm
Ultimately, technology will be responsible for the extinction of Lions in the wild.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
4 Apr 2012 6:21pm

Honda Motorcycles - Evolution not Revolution





mybrosweeper
mybrosweeper
NSW
1016 posts
NSW, 1016 posts
4 Apr 2012 6:45pm
Hor Hor hor once I rip off ze bra I can get my paws on those two juicy round things!!

Lame I know but all Ive got
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
4 Apr 2012 5:56pm
Strain as she might, Elsa couldn't trigger the rocket suppository she had bought at the same Acme store Zeb had got his Fireblade.
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
4 Apr 2012 6:34pm
Come Mon or I'll have to call early what about something like ........

"Eat arse - Pussy .... I aint that kinda girl I'm outta here"


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
4 Apr 2012 7:05pm
The campaign to change horsepower into "zebrapower" (metric) failed dismally, despite the clever photoshopped ad campaign
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
4 Apr 2012 7:06pm
Tonight on Today Tonight:
"Slow down for zebra crossings" does not work when they set a poor example themselves - how YOUR family could be affected (cue doom and gloom music)
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
4 Apr 2012 9:54pm
Mark _australia said...

New Honda ad campaign:

"Ride a Firebrade and get chased by pussy."





lol





BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
8 Apr 2012 10:27pm
Okay It's called ..... Winner is WINDXTASY.

For sheer reds it had to be MarkAustralia - but , someone else's turn I believe!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
9 Apr 2012 6:35pm
BulldogPup said...

Okay It's called ..... Winner is WINDXTASY.

For sheer reds it had to be MarkAustralia - but , someone else's turn I believe!


Oh thanks! It's been ages since I won one.
I'll go and look for a piccie.
Hope you all had a safe and happy Easter!
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