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Originally posted by hardie
Some Kamikaze Bee must have lined me up, it knew I was gonna break Elmo's record for sure...... It was the strongest gust of the day, I'm accelarating faster and faster on a new demo JP Slalom 84, I know I'm gonna break some record....... and WHAAAAM, in the eyelid a fkn bee crashes into me sting first, nearly knocks me off my board, the sting is left in the eyelid, there I am sailing one handed @ about 50 km/h trying to pull this sting out of my eyelid, which refuses to come out...... have to stop the board, finally get this thing out....... and this morning I wake up and can hardly see out of my left eye....
Elmo's record was gone for sure...
Didn't damage any gear though
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Originally posted by grumplestiltskin
LMAO
The thing you gotta remember is, hards, that the aerodynamics of the bee doesn't allow it to go that fast.
If you hit it sting end first, then you ran up the arse of the bee
In an insurance claim you would be stuffed
And given the RSPCA's latest escapade (charging cops) you could be in a power of trouble for hurting that unsuspecting bee
oh oh oh I can't stop laughing.
PS: hope you are alright and get better soon
, not the fake Elmo sympathy
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Originally posted by hardie
Oh Yeh....... pretend sympathy now...........
How come when I drop the JP Slalom 84 off @ your place last night, I catch you out the back, tending to your beehive, pretending you are getting some honey for the kids
You've been training those fckn bees of yours to take me out when I get close to one of your records
Friendship over..
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Originally posted by grumplestiltskin
LMAO
The thing you gotta remember is, hards, that the aerodynamics of the bee doesn't allow it to go that fast.
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Originally posted by Pwrgld130
Ahhh the love, feel the love
Your funny!
Me thinks GPS will take away all the bullsh1t stories, thank god there's no equivelent for fishing
Later you 2
Cheers GT
