kin ell, howz about a bit of wind at the weekend instead!!!!!!!!! oh well,I can feel another bout of blue flu coming on ...... and i will be better and back to work when this front has passed.

I couldn't go to work yesterday coz I had to do another modelling photo shoot for WindWarrior, so I rang my boss and told him I had Gastro (The most common excuse used), He didn't really believe me because he was I, and I knew I was bullschitting myself, so I told Hardie that if he didn't get his arse into work pronto I'd sack him.......... He told me to get phucked.......... I said Hardie your fired..... Then I realised I couldn't sack myself because I'd go broke So I had to give the pric the day off, Bloody Blu Flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS Can you tell work's gone quiet on me?

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I do the humour here, and no my Gastroentiritis, which is a severe stomach ache, which kept me from working for my slave driver boss is not for sale, I need it too much!!!!!!!

I've got a heap of windsurfing to do tommorow so I need it!!!!!