I couldn't go to work yesterday coz I had to do another modelling photo shoot for
WindWarrior, so I rang my boss and told him I had Gastro (The most common excuse used), He didn't really believe me because he was I, and I knew I was bullschitting myself, so I told Hardie that if he didn't get his arse into work pronto I'd sack him.......... He told me to get phucked.......... I said Hardie your fired

..... Then I realised I couldn't sack myself because I'd go broke

So I had to give the pric the day off,
Bloody Blu Flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS Can you tell work's gone quiet on me?