1. We have strong hands 2. We're not afraid to get wet 3. We love it when it blows 4. We can go for hours 5. We know what to do when things get rough 6. We are good with ropes, knots, and harnesses. 7. We can usually get it back up after a couple of minutes. 8. Any misdemeaners can be protested. 9. We can find the best start position possible in 3 minutes or less. 10. We're great at operating pleasure crafts of any size. 11. We can beat hard for a long time. 12. We're adept at using lube and ticklers.
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13. we have lovely tans from being in the sun all day 14. we give a whole new meaning to "ooch" 15. we can harden up on demand 16. we know when to pull and when to release at just the right time 17. we don't get off until it's coming on our face. (capsize recovery) 18. If you cant keep it up, dont take it out. 19. we are very skilled at pinching and footing 20. The best feeling is surely coming from behind 21. female skippers know how to grip the extension 22. We know how to get into tight holes no matter what the size of our boat. 23. We're always willing to double up to increase the fun 24. We know how to keep our sticks up, no matter how rough it gets. 25. We discovered the motion of the ocean. 26. Rule #69: Always practice good seamanship. 27. We know how to sheet in and bare away 28. We won't mind the feel of rubber....we are used to "wet suits" 29. We know how to properly position our poles... spinnaker that is. 30. You can't expect to keep your sheets dry for long. 31. All it takes to raise the pole is a yank on the topper 32. When the pole comes down, we are still ready for a long beat. 33. We know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom. 34. Ask for room and we will give it to you 35. Female skippers always head for the buoys 36. Sailors always have afirm grip on the tiller 37. Sailors do it on water 38. A sailor will always scrub a dirty bottom 39. Sailors can fine tune their teamwork technique and equipment for hours until they are outstanding 40. Its all about the first beat 41. Sailors can keep that windward heel going downwind, no matter how much she (the boat) rolls 42. Sailors are good at pumping and rolling, even if its illegal 43. We regularly wear out our sheets 44. A spinnaker is like a lady: treat her gently on the curves but be decisive with the pole. 45. We know how to use the head 46. We like it when it gets rough and high...the wind that is 47. Sailors drop more cloth on a regular basis than anyone 48. Sailors can do it on a trapeze 49. When sailors break rules, they turn around and keep going 50. Sailors instinctively know when to point high AND when to go down 51. Sailors use blocks to gain leverage 52. sailors are their best under pressure
nice but i have told chicks that i windsurf they could not care a less. one even did not know what a windsurfer was, dam where a you windsurf chickys here chicky chicky here chicky chicky
i need a windsurf chick or she will dump me real quick. she will wonder where i run off to when its windy all the time and think i am 2 timing. but i have heard Stewie is great with the women and yes i would like to met one of his cousins. cheers bro
i need a windsurf chick or she will dump me real quick. she will wonder where i run off to when its windy all the time and think i am 2 timing. but i have heard Stewie is great with the women and yes i would like to met one of his cousins. cheers bro
I think she would only need to read one of your posts to KOTP to realize she was coming distant second!
