i once met a seaweed farmer from west papua on the ferry between padang and siberut who was going to the mentawaii to teach the locals how to manage seaweed farms who took a liking to me and starting buying me bintangs after about 20 the bar attendant said" no more for you pair as he could seaweed had enough " classic ferry ride!!
dunno about the dick eating tho, I might leave that up to you lol 
