Had a couple of surfboards and two body boards stolen today by some lowlife backpacker types.
They knocked them off from Longboards Scarborough courtyard and whilst I caught them at the end of the act they jumped in their ****box and sped off we me hanging onto a legrope on their roof for a few metres.
The boards are fairly distinctive so if you could keep an eye out at Crack - sorry, Cash Converters and the like.

Boards - 6'4" Firewire Alternator in usual Firewire colour and a Bluish deckpad. Had a pressure ding about as big as a finger in front of where the wax ends on the deck.
- 6'2" (or there abouts) McClaffy with a very big hand draw Octopus over the bulk of the deck. a blue FCS legrope and silver cover. Older board with a crease on the bottom.
-Two O&E bodyboards, one red and one blue.

The prick who stole them was a tall slim Brazilian arse hole with short wavy hair, didn't get a good look at his two or three boyfriends.
Was driving a white small 4 door eighty's car, maybe a Diahatsu or Hyundai with rego 6AU290. Roof racks on top.
If this sounds like someone in your neighbourhood drop me an email and we will send Mr Plod around to deport the vermin back to their slums.

I'ld be checking outta area cashies.
If you do spot them,someone told me you could russle up a posee and bash the crap outta them,well thats what I heard anyway.
Also watch ya stuff down at Scarborough shops,some undesirables hanging about there too,outside of the fish shop and where happy grannys was.

The Firewire was a 6'6", sorry about that.