We`ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?. In an effort to keep you informed, i have listed the definitions below.


GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: "Your next, fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death......

Due to my lack of 'guts' & 'balls' I think we should not go too far with this one

^^^^^^ all the above are jelly babies[}:)][}:)]
imitation men without attitude
real men at least push the shopping trolley