Ok so I had a surf yesterday and this dude paddled past me and basically left a full deodorant/aftershave slick behind him. I'm a smoker and I could smell this guy from at least ten metres away.
Do sharks like deodorant? Serious was there ever a question on all the shark attack victims on what deodorant/aftershave they wear?

It was like paddling an oil tanker as it was breaking up, I know sunscreen kills coral , I put it to seabreeze that deodorant attracts sharks

I think Batman's shark repellent was actually deodorant, but it only worked because the shark was out of the water. The inverse rule might apply in this case.

I always wondered if the metrosexual hair products on the dudes from Perth did the same...........I have followed the greasy trails as I've paddled out ??

Razzonater said..
I don't even know if I'm serious but I think I am

Have you ever been skunked in a pool while swimming laps? You can smell the skunk from 10-15m away quiet easily and i think most people look around to see who it is? We know that a sharks sense of smell is hundreds, possibly thousands of times better than ours so they would be able to smell you from a reasonable distance?

You never know they might be partial to a hint of Old Spice or Lynx Africa