10 worst inventions

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Ctngoodvibes
Ctngoodvibes
WA
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WA, 1404 posts
8 Sep 2019 6:58pm
stabmag.com/news/the-ten-worst-inventions-in-surfing/

Found this pretty amusing
Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
2598 posts
WA, 2598 posts
8 Sep 2019 8:42pm
What about Rocket Blocks?
TimKay
TimKay
752 posts
752 posts
9 Sep 2019 9:00am
Stab forgot to mention themselves
Stab in the dark used to be ok but what they did with it this year was embarrassing
Fall on your sword Ashton Goggins
jbshack
jbshack
WA
6913 posts
WA, 6913 posts
9 Sep 2019 10:15am
I've always wondered why Webbs cop such a bashing. I get they may not be for everyone, but they do just exactly what they say.

They can be useful on crowded days. Sadly i don't have the shoulders to use them, but as a young fella they helped
Buster fin
Buster fin
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9 Sep 2019 7:36pm
Agreed. How awesome were they?! I put them away, and when next I got them out there was only the wrist bits left. Awesome disappearing trick.
TimKay
TimKay
752 posts
752 posts
9 Sep 2019 7:57pm
The Shark eyes seem popular at the moment.
Not sure of the research behind them
jbshack
jbshack
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6913 posts
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10 Sep 2019 10:29am
TimKay said..
The Shark eyes seem popular at the moment.
Not sure of the research behind them


There's no research. It's just a theory and thats what there webpage says. They are sold through shops as being science backed, but i think that's just a sales pitch by the retailers.
My god what a business model they have though, sell a product with nothing backing it but fear. Low cost, huge margin and massive turn over.
TimKay
TimKay
752 posts
752 posts
10 Sep 2019 11:51am
jbshack said..

TimKay said..
The Shark eyes seem popular at the moment.
Not sure of the research behind them



There's no research. It's just a theory and thats what there webpage says. They are sold through shops as being science backed, but i think that's just a sales pitch by the retailers.
My god what a business model they have though, sell a product with nothing backing it but fear. Low cost, huge margin and massive turn over.


Shark eyes aside, Massive respect for Shanan Worrall.
Definite Hellman
Wouldnt want any part of those waves he's charging
thedrip
thedrip
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11 Sep 2019 2:52am
How about the old Hot Tuna leggies where you laid the velcro down then dropped another locking piece over the top?

i was the coolest kid back in 84 or 85. Those things were never coming undone. Super secure. The rest of you losers are sooooooooo behind the times...

That was all good on two foot beachies.

However, in 35 years since I have never had a conventional Leggie fail because the velcro came undone. I have, unfortunately, been trapped underwater with the Leggie wrapped around a rock a few times. Anyone who has had that happen knows what I mean when I say that simply reaching down and undoing a Leggie can be bloody difficult in any sort of swell. The thought of having to undo a more sophisticated locking system sends shivers down my spine. Indeed, the knew leggies even come with "quick release" tabs to make it marginally easier.
IFocus
IFocus
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585 posts
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11 Sep 2019 7:01am
Leg rope got caught the other day coming in not life threatening but had trouble releasing and remembered the guys on Swellnet saying bend your leg to get down to release worked but took a while will change the direction I wrap the leash on as it was awkward as hell.

Still a lot quicker than trying to undo a sock attached to a bit of rope
MickPC
MickPC
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8266 posts
11 Sep 2019 11:26am
Yeah not fun, its happened to me twice this year in a strong current at the same place. Had a hell of a time trying to reach down with the current pulling me away & my board tombstoning. Basically the situation that inspired the kook of the year thread
thedrip
thedrip
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12 Sep 2019 12:33am
MickPC said..
Yeah not fun, its happened to me twice this year in a strong current at the same place. Had a hell of a time trying to reach down with the current pulling me away & my board tombstoning. Basically the situation that inspired the kook of the year thread


About six years ago I got caught on the inside ledge of a Bombie right in front of the peak. When a wave came I was underwater for a few seconds, i initially tried to undo the leggie at the board end because it tombstoning right next to me. Gave up on that after a couple of waves.

i swapped to an ankle release. I'd pop up get a breath or two and try to undo the leggie and then get hit by another wave. In any swell there is a hideous inshore current heading north so getting to my ankle was hard work. All up I reckon I was trapped for about five minutes. That sucked balls.

after I release myself, my board was still trapped an tombstoning about fifteen metres off shore. Allowing for the current I walked up the beach and let myself be swept down to the board. Trouble was I struggled to actually stay with the board now I wasn't anchored, because of the current and six feet of whitewater that was rumbling through regularly. This took me five or six wash bys to finally get the leggie undone. I was almost to the point of just saying "Fark that" and leaving the board to it's fate.
MickPC
MickPC
8266 posts
8266 posts
12 Sep 2019 8:57pm
That's a horrendous story Drip, my experiences were more kooky than highly dangerous....Fark that for sure m8, bloody hell
jbshack
jbshack
WA
6913 posts
WA, 6913 posts
13 Sep 2019 10:31am
Here's a new contender. Surf knobs

surf-knobs.com/?fbclid=IwAR3uGJEX1r03riMT2mCSCA2b0cGftvpLUESB5aJdtQuGwnQ0VNhWMTxINUI


RbGar
RbGar
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90 posts
31 Oct 2019 10:07pm


yup right up there with TurboTunnel
IFocus
IFocus
WA
585 posts
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1 Nov 2019 6:16am


Ha ha great name sure fire seller looks like a shin boner, at my age I am looking for a "walking frame with ladder" to get up.
theDoctor
theDoctor
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5786 posts
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2 Nov 2019 3:01pm


And here's me thinking there were enough knobs in the surf already
JESUSGUS
JESUSGUS
WA
174 posts
WA, 174 posts
3 Nov 2019 4:27pm
Wave jet looks cool
Hydromann
Hydromann
626 posts
626 posts
5 Feb 2020 10:21pm
Damn harsh on the surfskates. Buy a real skateboard. Seriously? A real skateboard? Back in my day trying to get you stiff as a dehydrated bog trucks to mimick anything near close to the rail to rail of surfing was the objective. Not Brazilian air tricks or ollie's.

I'll happily ride my surfskate any day over a "real" skateboard.
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