hi I'm looking for advice.

im a overweight middle aged man tired of not catching MY share of waves.
I've got a new girl (the last one run of with a shortboarder) and a new board
a mini mal gun ,she's sweet even put stickers on it.
hitting the gym lost almost 35kgs basically I've lost a shortboarder.
now i grow my hair longer i comb it over the bold spot have some tips and a nice shade of mahogany going on.
i froth for snapbacks and taking off late and hanging with the 30yolds in the line up.
so my question is what car should i get and what music should i play?
And am i too old for tube socks?

is he a shortboarder Al G

He's done it all Cobra and not just in the surfing circles either,he's very experienced in multiple circles

Al G said..
He's done it all Cobra and not just in the surfing circles either,he's very experienced in multiple circles

does he hang at bowls clubs

im not discriminating against any surf craft, im a lover of all.
i just want to hang with the cool crew.

Cobra said..

laceys lane said..
Funny how the trusted one and my self were just talking about how to get that trimming carve feeling happening all at once

sorry mate i don't talk fluent shortboarder.
but ill keep trying.

Yeah don't worry to much mate,you'll get it eventually

any membership fees?

Cobra said..
im not discriminating against any surf craft, im a lover of all.
i just want to hang with the cool crew.

You will need a beard or at the very least a pornstar tache

Thanks onefin I'll start the tash should I dye it?
And Lacey Mac told me everything.

I wouldnt want to be in a COT that would have someone like me in their COT

The man you seek for enlightenment went by the name of Weiry, sadly he has not been seen for many moons,,,,so unless he returns there is no hope for you m8. Sorry just being straight up & honest.

Its not all bad news though, your never too old for tube socks m8........unless your in queensland