The bommy came good this morning, big crowd, so I was happy to just have a chat and score a couple of rides.
Our circus midget friend turned up again with his tiny troupe of midgets and waited until I had a good one to make his move, with a drop in, only this time I was ready for him.
I knew he would try a drop wallet cutback at the end to try to scare me because that's about the only circus trick that the pathetic little prick can do on his pathetic little toy. So I had dropped down the bottom as he tried to spear into me and just surfed through.
I always like to emphasize with people like him, so I guess that he has good reason to be the way he is, for a start he's with a child that he wants to impress, and that's hard when you are born with short mans disease
He has a fear of aging and the aged and because he is not just going bald, he's also going grey because you can sometime see the purple tint on his scalp where he's made the mistake of leaving the black rinse in his hair for too long. So that must come as quite a significant blow to him
And finally, his vocabulary usually is limited to "F off you old coont" whenever he address myself or MR in the presence of this child he's with, so his lack of any eloquence at his age would no doubt be troubling him greatly
Perhaps that's why why he puts such effort into teaching the child to surf
he has little or no other life skills of any value in normal society that he's able to pass onto the boy
You see boys and girls
if you try hard enough, you can always find an excuse for anything
It took me minute to figure that one out
we've got nothing, i may have to dig out the 666
