Only horse I'm about to ride is this.

pffffffffffff farkin Lacey's been trapped in that carpet of his again

Toowoomba horse riding club

In my younger days, I took a lady horse riding to some place beside the Hawksbury river, even though it was over 45 years ago, I can remember it like it was yesterday because her horse simply refused to stop farting. They were the loudest farts I had ever heard and I was almost doubled over in pain from laughing. I had tears running down my face

Never saw her again after that and did not come within a bulls roar of getting a root, but it still rates as one of the best dates I've ever had because of that horses bugle bum

I guess I'll always be just an incurable romantic

Macaha said..

laceys lane said..
Toowoomba horse riding club

Dont knock it mate the prices for starter house and land was so cheap I purchased the whole street
137k good value.


Now its been 14 weeks of no surfing so its got me thinking, what do none surfers do ?

walk around behind the wife all weekend fk that.

Hunt!

Still have your fishing gear?

Cobra said..

Al G said..
So where is that horse going to land

Nowhere special mate only home, hit and run flight to Brisbane and back.

Ah bummer mate,I thought you were off on hols somewhere

laceys lane said..

vanders1 said..
Still have your fishing gear?

And golf clubs?
And bike?
And skateboard?

I used to have a horse in my early teens.
Took ever dollar i earned

Farrk new I'd you some were before Melbourne Cup 1978

Macaha said..

laceys lane said..

vanders1 said..
Still have your fishing gear?

And golf clubs?
And bike?
And skateboard?

I used to have a horse in my early teens.
Took ever dollar i earned

You forgot the boat mate, mite start making surfboards.

vanders1 said..
Lots of flogging dead horses in this room........ just saying.

Not a truer word said