Lowest score is the winner

Day 1 morning sesh

Mac - 2 points for polishing a turd (caught styling on an ankle high wave by AlG and OB)

SA - 2 points, arrived late and did not go in for the morning sesh, Mac reported that it was because he was too scared of the massive waves

Pup - 2 points for commanding the high ground and not being a competent spotter

Vans - 2 points for taking out the recently recommissioned battleship Missouri and getting too many waves

AlG - 2 points for borrowing the battleship Missouri for a few waves

MR - 2 points for not being able to get here until tomorrow

MR - 2 points for not being here to defend himself against accusations that he would not be here until tomorrow

Lance - 2 points for doing a Micki Dora and attempting to behead AlG on a kick out

MR - 2 points because I'm doing the scoring

Mac - 2 points for saying AlG was polishing a turd by doing a stylish bottom turn, and then admitting under intense questioning that the bottom turn was actually required in that situation (shame on you Mac)

OB - 2 points for being a corrupt and biased score keeper

Well boys, by my calculations, looks like MR is coming dead last, might have know it

All seems fair; well played all.
Stumps called on Day 1.

The real winner on the day was McTavish who have seemingly lost their No 1 draft pick to the Manly Longboard Co.

Play will resume at 6am tmrw.

This could be the ugliest moment so far;

Junk Surf - Tick
Drop In - Tick
Collision Pending - Tick

Although Vanders did actually make a section and it could well have been the only section made by anyone during the entire session !

^^^
Eat or be eaten, you of all people should relate to that mate.

And it it wasn't a drop in, I had to go around him.

Thankfully there were no tears but boy, it was a close thing !

surfanimal said..
Thankfully there were no tears but boy, it was a close thing !

SA, is that vanders on the red board- again

vanders1 said..

laceys lane said..

surfanimal said..
Thankfully there were no tears but boy, it was a close thing !

SA, is that vanders on the red board- again

It's called precision surfing.

obct said..

SA - 8 points for being the world foremost board whore with a more then just a touch of OCD (2 points for each board he bought)

SA - 2 additional points for bringing along the following: board stands, wax remover, board polishers

OB - 28 points, for making a complete and utter mess of the best wave he got all weekend at back beach and completely rooted the second bottom turn

Lol. You really are one of the funniest men ever.

The fact you paddled out and took off is legend Mr Silver Fox.

Back home at a proper computer now so I don't need to deal with preemptive text.

Final scores are in, the judges have reach a decision, no correspondence will be entered into:

for today

Climber - 16 points for borrowing my 10.2 for the last session, telling me you had never ridden a 10 footer, then riding it better than me (I told you he was sneaky)

The MILF in the blue bikini at Arra this morning with possibly the best boob job I have ever seen - 10 points, for giving me a chubby naughty lady

The chic from grafton of German decent in the tiny denim coloured bikini at Arra yesterday morning - 10 points for talking to MR but not to me

OBCT - 20 points for sexualising women with terrific boob jobs and tiny bikinis (shame on me)

MR - 20 points, because I'm sure he did something wrong today.

Vanders - 20 points for redefining the concept of the party wave

AlG - 20 points for getting more waves than me this morning

Pup - 10 points for polishing a turd (yes pup, I was there at daybreak looking at you doing a back-lay onto a wall, thought you'd gotten a way with it didn't you old son?)

SA - 10 points for his pathetic attempt to hide his agonisingly painful back and shoulders ( I have spy's everywhere SA , don't I climber )

MR - 2 points (just to make dead sure he loses)

Lance - 2 points (he too nice, we need to knock it out of him somehow)

Lance - 4 points, because I don't like your hat and you need more points so that the lady with the nice boobies can win

Mac - 10 points for trying to steal my hoody all friday night

Okay, let's do these sums to see who this useless loser is (I so pity MR )

Highest score loses, lowest score wins:

MILF with nice titties - 10

Young Chic with poor taste in men - 10

Lance - 10

Pup - 12

Mac - 16

Climber - 18

Vanders - 26

AlG - 26

MR - 32

OB - 52 WTF how could I possibly lose it was rigged, I demand a recount

Oh well, at least the nice boobies won

surfanimal said..

obct said..

SA - 8 points for being the world foremost board whore with a more then just a touch of OCD (2 points for each board he bought)

SA - 2 additional points for bringing along the following: board stands, wax remover, board polishers

OB - 28 points, for making a complete and utter mess of the best wave he got all weekend at back beach and completely rooted the second bottom turn

Lol. You really are one of the funniest men ever.

The fact you paddled out and took off is legend Mr Silver Fox.

Yep,I agree,Don't forget to give yourself extra points Ob for the magnificent right hander "cruising soul arch manoeuvre" that was one that wasn't performed by anyone else over the weekend,I seen it,very cooooool

Al G said..

thePup said..
Geez I reckon Al should get 2 off for landing a couple of real goods & copping a bit to get there

At least 2 off Pup for getting stuck on the sandbank for almost half an hour that's about how long it felt like

That's about how long it was, we were just sitting there saying "those poor b@stards are doing it tough!!!!"

So by my reckoning OB, seeing as how I only got 2 points for not being there Friday, and all the other points were "I just want MR to lose" it looks like I actually win, because there were no real points added, just those you decided I needed because you said so. So who's the sneaky carnt now eh?

That young lady of German descent was lovely, I wish she had have put more clothes on, and taken the hardware out of her nose, but she was nice. Had I been less tired than I was, I may have offered here a ride.... on my 10 footer....
seeing as how she and her friend only had one board between them.

PUP - Send me some artwork from those posters. Might print a couple up.

obct said..
Back home at a proper computer now so I don't need to deal with preemptive text.

Final scores are in, the judges have reach a decision, no correspondence will be entered into:

for today

Climber - 16 points for borrowing my 10.2 for the last session, telling me you had never ridden a 10 footer, then riding it better than me (I told you he was sneaky)

The MILF in the blue bikini at Arra this morning with possibly the best boob job I have ever seen - 10 points, for giving me a chubby naughty lady

The chic from grafton of German decent in the tiny denim coloured bikini at Arra yesterday morning - 10 points for talking to MR but not to me

OBCT - 20 points for sexualising women with terrific boob jobs and tiny bikinis (shame on me)

MR - 20 points, because I'm sure he did something wrong today.

Vanders - 20 points for redefining the concept of the party wave

AlG - 20 points for getting more waves than me this morning

Pup - 10 points for polishing a turd (yes pup, I was there at daybreak looking at you doing a back-lay onto a wall, thought you'd gotten a way with it didn't you old son?)

SA - 10 points for his pathetic attempt to hide his agonisingly painful back and shoulders ( I have spy's everywhere SA , don't I climber )

MR - 2 points (just to make dead sure he loses)

Lance - 2 points (he too nice, we need to knock it out of him somehow)

Lance - 4 points, because I don't like your hat and you need more points so that the lady with the nice boobies can win

Mac - 10 points for trying to steal my hoody all friday night

Okay, let's do these sums to see who this useless loser is (I so pity MR )

Highest score loses, lowest score wins:

MILF with nice titties - 10

Young Chic with poor taste in men - 10

Lance - 10

Pup - 12

Mac - 16

Climber - 18

Vanders - 26

AlG - 26

MR - 32

OB - 52 WTF how could I possibly lose it was rigged, I demand a recount

Oh well, at least the nice boobies won

16 points ... geez OB harsh ..yep I was sneaky though .. but thank you for the loan .. had a ball on it ... firkin funny when I got on given the biggest ever i had ever ridden was my 9.3 ... far out it paddles well and you can just walk around on it ..great way to finish what was a simply brilliant weekend .. MR ..that last wave was a winner !

(SA ... the clip is awesome ..thanks heaps)

(PS .. flattened the battery in my computer googling 10ft boards last night )

Al G said..
Yeah Climber,get a 10 footer you'll love it

Stop it AL G .... I can now see that it was a plot between you,, Vanders, MR and OBCT ... Vanders pays out on me for missing a wave and tells me there is an "11'11" on the roof", you chip in with "do you want a 25hp outboard to help you today" .... OB then lets me ride his board, MR trims one down the line in front of me (so nicely done too) and you chime back in with "you'll love it" .......... flipping conspiracy ....................