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Golf Sayings - for a laugh...

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Simondo
Simondo
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Simondo Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
3 Jul 2017 7:51pm
I think most of you (who clicked here) will have a laugh...

Snowman - 8 on a hole... Snowman.

Military Golf - Left Right, Left Right ...

Cuba - (missed the putt by 1 inch) Needs another revolution!

Hitler - 2 shots in a Bunker

Bin Laden - hiding in a Bunker

Harold Holt - Lost in the water

MH370 - Everyone saw it take off, nobody saw it land! (Cruel, but kinda funny!)

Pizza - 8 or more slices in a round

Cathy Freeman - ugly, but it runs fast and a fair way
obct
obct
NSW
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obct obct
NSW, 3487 posts
3 Jul 2017 8:24pm
A peter Brock - Dead behind a tree.
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
thePup thePup
13831 posts
3 Jul 2017 6:34pm
Pam Anderson - balls lodged deeeeeeeep in the rough
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
thePup thePup
13831 posts
3 Jul 2017 6:35pm
Kim Kardashian - all arse & no class
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
Cobra Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 8:17am
A shot that runs along the ground maybe even runs through a bunker
then rests next to the hole is called.


A Sister shot.

its like Farking your sister you're up there but your not proud
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
Cobra Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 8:22am
I've always called Bunkers... Lebanese lawn.
Macaha
Macaha
QLD
21982 posts
Macaha Macaha
QLD, 21982 posts
4 Jul 2017 11:08am
Cobra said..
A shot that runs along the ground maybe even runs through a bunker
then rests next to the hole is called.


A Sister shot.

its like Farking your sister you're up there but your not proud



everything about that post is wrong
Cobra
Cobra
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Cobra Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 12:57pm
Macaha said..

Cobra said..
A shot that runs along the ground maybe even runs through a bunker
then rests next to the hole is called.


A Sister shot.

its like Farking your sister you're up there but your not proud




everything about that post is wrong


Never heard that saying
Macaha
Macaha
QLD
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Macaha Macaha
QLD, 21982 posts
4 Jul 2017 3:34pm
thePup
thePup
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thePup thePup
13831 posts
4 Jul 2017 1:48pm
Al G
Al G
NSW
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Al G Al G
NSW, 7707 posts
4 Jul 2017 4:12pm
The Taint shot....
I was playing with this woman and she got hit between the first and second hole,did'nt leave a lot of room for a band aid!..
obct
obct
NSW
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obct obct
NSW, 3487 posts
4 Jul 2017 4:28pm
I thought that bit between the fark ol and the muck ol was called the "fact'

and if you break that you're farked, and that's a fact
Al G
Al G
NSW
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Al G Al G
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4 Jul 2017 4:37pm
obct said..
I thought that bit between the fark ol and the muck ol was called the "fact'

and if you break that you're farked, and that's a fact


hahaha,Nah it's called the "taint" because it taint the fark ol and it taint the muck ol,that's a fact
obct
obct
NSW
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obct obct
NSW, 3487 posts
4 Jul 2017 6:36pm
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"
Al G
Al G
NSW
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Al G Al G
NSW, 7707 posts
4 Jul 2017 8:08pm
Cobra
Cobra
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Cobra Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 7:45pm
I always clean my balls between the 1st & 2nd hole.
Cobra
Cobra
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Cobra Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 7:55pm



Al G
Al G
NSW
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Al G Al G
NSW, 7707 posts
5 Jul 2017 4:40pm
Cobra said..
I always clean my balls between the 1st & 2nd hole.


Al G
Al G
NSW
7707 posts
Al G Al G
NSW, 7707 posts
5 Jul 2017 4:42pm
The putt at pussy shot...
Simondo
Simondo
VIC
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Simondo Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
5 Jul 2017 4:49pm
Too funny guys!
GWatto
GWatto
QLD
401 posts
GWatto GWatto
QLD, 401 posts
5 Jul 2017 7:09pm
Been putting like a gynaecologist nurse, shaving the hole all day

Not even Lassie would find that if it were wrapped in bacon
Cobra
Cobra
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Cobra Cobra
9106 posts
6 Jul 2017 10:36am



beachandbush
beachandbush
NSW
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beachandbush beachandbush
NSW, 420 posts
8 Jul 2017 6:09am
My missus said that if she grew some grass would I play around with her hole.
obct
obct
NSW
3487 posts
obct obct
NSW, 3487 posts
9 Jul 2017 12:27pm
obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"



you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why




chrispy
chrispy
WA
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chrispy chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
9 Jul 2017 10:50am
obct said..

obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"




you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why





Al G
Al G
NSW
7707 posts
Al G Al G
NSW, 7707 posts
9 Jul 2017 3:07pm
chrispy said..


obct said..



obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"






you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why









hahaha Ob,I think you got that one right
Cobra
Cobra
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Cobra Cobra
9106 posts
10 Jul 2017 12:05pm
Al G said..

chrispy said..



obct said..




obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"







you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why











hahaha Ob,I think you got that one right


That's gold
S018
S018
SA
338 posts
S018 S018
SA, 338 posts
11 Jul 2017 5:41pm
Fish
F**k it's still here........
an air shot.
Simondo
Simondo
VIC
8025 posts
Simondo Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
19 Jul 2017 10:28am
Good news, Big John Daly is playing at The Open Championship (British Open)... !!

Starts on Thursday morning, local time. Aust Eastern Time: Daly tees off at just before 9pm Thursday night, I think...
Simondo
Simondo
VIC
8025 posts
Simondo Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
24 Jul 2017 2:54pm
I'm sorry guys, but I'm still in grips of Golf addiction. If anything, it has become slightly worse, as the progression continues!

Better than an ice addiction I suppose!! LoL!
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