I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?

Its like diet pills. Taken with regular exercise you'll lose weight

thePup said...

Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?

Nothing beats the good old bacon & eggs on toast brother

yes you are what you eat , g'day pig.... I mean pup

Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?

it wasn't the chia pods that got Kelly back on track Tux , it was a few pointers about style, positioning ,practical demonstrations ie how to do man-oeuvres without looking like you are half way into a Peter Garret impersonation, and a few other tips Kelly got from yours truly and a mate from Tahiti in early 2008 in his comeback year after a break ,he then subsequently went on to win that year.We were at kandui while they were filming fly in the champagne with AI....strange we don't get a mention in the credits
So for the miserly sum of a couple of tickets to Sumatra and accommodation at kandui for a few weeks we can have you whipped into shape and challenging for the the title by the end of the year , shouldn't cost you much more that 1Ok as i am prepared to reduce the training fee this time for a fellow seebreezer although the bar bill might be be a killer!

Prawnhead said..

Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?

it wasn't the chia pods that got Kelly back on track Tux , it was a few pointers about style, positioning ,practical demonstrations ie how to do man-oeuvres without looking like you are half way into a Peter Garret impersonation, and a few other tips Kelly got from yours truly and a mate from Tahiti in early 2008 in his comeback year after a break ,he then subsequently went on to win that year.We were at kandui while they were filming fly in the champagne with AI....strange we don't get a mention in the credits
So for the miserly sum of a couple of tickets to Sumatra and accommodation at kandui for a few weeks we can have you whipped into shape and challenging for the the title by the end of the year , shouldn't cost you much more that 1Ok as i am prepared to reduce the training fee this time for a fellow seebreezer although the bar bill might be be a killer!

well you got a mention now.

If you are "what you eat"... therefore you "have been what you shat"

Daneli said..

Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?

You could actually eat it? I had to throw mine in the bin and go and get a bacon and egg burger.

Then again, I don't look like KS.

Mine was like a watered down mango that had been rolled in the sand...don't think I will be going back for another one

I try and eat as healthy as I can. No carbs after lunch ever . Need to keep the weight right down for my back. Theres no doubt in my mind that a cleaner diet makes you feel heaps better. I'm still going to die though.