I wonder how he would go if he raced?

He used to race prone paddle boards maybe 15-20 ? years ago

you would just be too scared to pick him up on technique in case he crushed you like a bug

Laird walked in, looked at them and they ran away

He is the gladiator of surfing - super fit freak , give him a couple of beers and see how he goes on an arvo drinking session , - at least us aussies might beat him at something useless!

I like ping pong...And i wanted to be a fireman once...Guess i'll have to wait until i'm old to look that good
Luv this inspirational stuff!...8 year old's, all teeth too 90 year old's all gum...YE-AH!

teatrea said...

Laird and Superman once had a fight as a bet , the looser had to wear his underpants on the outside of his clothes

Laird has a Bear skin rug , the bear is not dead just afraid to move!

As we are going down that path the ultimate fight would be Laird vs Chuck Norris
If Laird won then maybe some of the below Chuck facts would need to be changed

Aliens are real, they're just hiding from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicked the earth a billion years ago, its still spinning
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
If Chuck Norris read this, it would automaticaly become the 11th commandment

I've seen another one of his videos where he is literally swimming with dumbells.