NSW
826 posts
Do we need to send out a search party?
NSW
826 posts
Maybe he hit the "paws" button....
QLD
50 posts
He doesn't have a new bitch, he has an awesome fox!
WA
483 posts
Not interested in foiling, couldn't find the SUP forum
QLD
1287 posts
Maybe he has been learning how to foil in secret?NO time to spend on this
319 posts
Ace Ventura's on the job.
NSW
1321 posts
Please don't refer to him as Dogman....that's politically incorrect.
It's dogperson
VIC
799 posts
International Dog of Mystery...
386 posts
You guys are barking up the wrong tree
NSW
1321 posts
Gone missing.....owner wanted to wash him
VIC
1469 posts
Is there a new dog model coming?
NSW
826 posts
didn't know you could surf a Tucker Box................but if the Doggy can surf a lounge chair....
155 posts
The truth is here...read only
if you dare. Apparently Laguna bay boards built a massive dome around Minnie waters before dog man was born. Then they put him in it after birth and have been filming him in secret all these years. They used the footage to create a show called the dog man show. You have probably seen many of the clips on here and on YouTube. Anyway as the years went by laguana bay sold the dome, and dog man to deep ocean boards. Fast forward to 2018 and he has disappeared. Apparently, late one summers afternoon in January, dog man paddled through a horrendous rainstorm, towards the horizon. sources say he reached the edge of the dome, found the exit and just before he slipped out the doggy door, had a chat to Simon about his life. Simon tried to convince him to stay. Dog man however, was so disappointed left. Dog man then began to think DEEPLy and realised he has never actually left Minnie waters in his entire life..and upon coming to this conclusion he...walked out of the dome forever. People close to the source say he took a paddle, a 7'10 and a backpack and said he is going to travel, non stop until he finds the real lizard island "if it even exists".
Word is he was at a pub in Tugan and ran into Jackson close. Apparently Jackson was trying to convince him their friendship was real even though he was getting paid to be an actor on their 'trips'. Locals say this didn't go down well.
NSW
826 posts
I reported this to the police but they told me it was a dog catcher issue
319 posts
Someone's screwed the pooch?