I tend to agree with the criteria, but depending on your budget, compromises can be made.
I've owned one boat, a Top Hat. Sure, it's old and a little sad looking, but on her last haul out was given the all clear "solid as a rock". For my money ($10k) is what we paid, she's quite OK in some of the categories listed, with a few adjustments because we're only two and would never take another couple overnight. It's not our thing.
1. Affordable for common folk. Therefore less than 40 ft.
$10k, 25 feet.
2. Two double berths/cabins apart from the saloon.
1 double berth apart from the saloon
3. We do not crewz without booze. Therefore refrigeration for Icy Ales. Ice don't do it.
Not yet fitted, but space available
4. Minimum 5 knot capability punching a swell under iron topsail. Smooth water 7 knots.
More like 3-4 punching, hull speed of 6.8
5. High windward sailing ability for clawing off lee shores.
Absolutely, if the sails weren't 20+ years old

6. Stores capacity over and above emergency food and water rations for minimum 14 days at sea.
There have been accounts of circumnavigations, and a Top Hat was the only boat to finish without relinquishing sail in a Trans Tasman race
http://users.tpg.com.au/kateh1/tophat/files/transtasman.pdf 7. For the ladies, for short trips, at least 8 private enclosed stand up hot showers.
Would you settle for two solar showers and cold running water?
web.aanet.com.au/lamoore/frametophatmkIIIextras.htmlhomepage.mac.com/clatimer/TopHatYachts/FileSharing11.htmlBTW, this isn't by any means blowing my own trumpet, it's just an illustration that sometimes, for some people, older, slower boats are all that's within reach and suitable for their style of boating. If I had more money perhaps it would have been a Van de Stadt or an S&S if there was one around, but all I had was $10k and since we've owned our Top Hat, she's given us many days and nights of great times and always looked after us when the going gets tough.
Why post all this info on a Top Hat? Well, the links above with the research is the reason I bought one. Plus, the definition of "An Ideal Coastal Cruiser" is going to differ depending on where you're cruising and who you're taking, not to mention budget. So, whilst I quite like the VITA and think it could be quite good, "ideally" it's out of my price range.
So, to add some further criteria,
Single handed ability, in case of injury or illness.
Back up systems such as batteries, Nav and Comms, in case of failure.
Additional water capacity, especially for all those showers!!!.
Ability to stow either a hard tender on the foredeck, or davit, or a rubber dinghy for those forays to shore for some skinny dipping with the crew.
Water catchment?
Just some thoughts to liven up the forum...
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Mick