Hey there Paul, the Z man will never come over to your team! Windsurfing is in his veins, he wears windsurfing socks, he has the windsurfing channel direct from Europe, he has a wind vain on the roof of his car wired to let him know its 12.75kn from the NE, he eats windsurfing cereal from Germany, he has a sticker on his car that says, "I windsurf and I vote",when he is not windsurfing he is ready to go windsurfing, all the time, oh thats right and he hates kiters!
Im sure he carries a pair of blunt tip but very sharp scissors to cut those dang strings. Every kiter is in his way. Just ask him!
Zoran if you read this I hope you know its a pisstake!